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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
spectacular set
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spectacular set
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lol at white womyn
Laughsome Henna Deer Antler
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Bat shit crazy swashbuckling boltzmann
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Titillating university bbw
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Judgmental gas station turdskin
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
lascivious sable casino
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Judgmental gas station turdskin
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
splenetic excitant church
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
floppy lilac gunner
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
spectacular set
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tyft
Odious at-the-ready house faggotry
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180
Claret violent menage
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awesome
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aqua rehab
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
adventurous magical field boistinker
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Talented market
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18000000000
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  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: spectacular set

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: spectacular set



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: spectacular set



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Laughsome Henna Deer Antler

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy swashbuckling boltzmann

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Titillating university bbw

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Judgmental gas station turdskin

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: lascivious sable casino

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Judgmental gas station turdskin

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: splenetic excitant church

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: floppy lilac gunner

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: spectacular set

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Odious at-the-ready house faggotry

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Claret violent menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Grizzly Spot

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: aqua rehab



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: adventurous magical field boistinker

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Talented market

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal masturbator

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Rebellious Stag Film

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Infuriating toaster bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milky partner



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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