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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Overrated market jap
  03/02/26
He poasts
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
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cracking macaca field
  03/02/26
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Yapping sienna travel guidebook
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
...
cracking macaca field
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Coiffed alcoholic pisswyrm brunch
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
Kink-friendly Prole
  03/09/26
...
Yapping sienna travel guidebook
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Carnelian regret
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Hyperventilating principal's office brethren
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Hyperventilating principal's office brethren
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
Yapping sienna travel guidebook
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Hyperventilating principal's office brethren
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
dashing circlehead
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Rusted Razzmatazz Generalized Bond Pozpig
  03/02/26
grindr?
Thirsty Turquoise Laser Beams
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
boyish location mother
  03/03/26
...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
Sooty Exhilarant Digit Ratio
  03/09/26
...
autistic ruby hospital
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
Pontificating toilet seat
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church
  03/09/26
wtf
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
vigorous haunting hall
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Glassy filthpig
  03/09/26
...
Yapping sienna travel guidebook
  03/09/26
...
Thirsty Turquoise Laser Beams
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Yapping sienna travel guidebook
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Overrated market jap

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cracking macaca field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Yapping sienna travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728488)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cracking macaca field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Coiffed alcoholic pisswyrm brunch

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Yapping sienna travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Carnelian regret

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating principal's office brethren

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Hyperventilating principal's office brethren

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Yapping sienna travel guidebook

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating principal's office brethren

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: dashing circlehead

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Rusted Razzmatazz Generalized Bond Pozpig

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Thirsty Turquoise Laser Beams

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: boyish location mother

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Sooty Exhilarant Digit Ratio

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: autistic ruby hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Pontificating toilet seat

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Shivering Slate Sound Barrier Church

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: vigorous haunting hall

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Glassy filthpig

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Yapping sienna travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Thirsty Turquoise Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Yapping sienna travel guidebook

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747130)