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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
hairraiser fishy orchestra pit
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
motley bawdyhouse
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
hairraiser fishy orchestra pit
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
motley bawdyhouse
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
electric bronze genital piercing rigpig
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
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  03/21/26
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electric bronze genital piercing rigpig
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
Fragrant free-loading nibblets
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
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  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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Lascivious Jewess Church
  03/23/26
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electric bronze genital piercing rigpig
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
insane mewling gas station
  03/20/26
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motley bawdyhouse
  03/20/26
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hairraiser fishy orchestra pit
  03/20/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
White hospital
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Contagious french lettuce
  03/20/26
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Contagious french lettuce
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Stirring crackhouse chad
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
cerise pungent selfie macaca
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Violent Seedy Institution National Security Agency
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
aphrodisiac piazza
  03/21/26
wow
hairraiser fishy orchestra pit
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
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  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
Burgundy dashing shitlib
  03/22/26
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electric bronze genital piercing rigpig
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Mahogany confused toilet seat
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
Sticky School
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Violet lodge nowag
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
Lascivious Jewess Church
  03/23/26
lol
hairraiser fishy orchestra pit
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: hairraiser fishy orchestra pit

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: motley bawdyhouse

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: hairraiser fishy orchestra pit

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: motley bawdyhouse

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Gaped khaki fanboi idiot

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Fragrant free-loading nibblets

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Jewess Church



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: insane mewling gas station

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: motley bawdyhouse



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser fishy orchestra pit



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: White hospital

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Contagious french lettuce

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Contagious french lettuce



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse chad

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: cerise pungent selfie macaca

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Violent Seedy Institution National Security Agency

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser fishy orchestra pit

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: razzle obsidian juggernaut liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Burgundy dashing shitlib

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: electric bronze genital piercing rigpig



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Mahogany confused toilet seat

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Sticky School

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Violet lodge nowag

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Jewess Church

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: hairraiser fishy orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49778151)