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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

Look If you had one shot Or one opportunity To grow it as...
Translucent glittery gunner
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excitant sadistic stage coffee pot
  03/26/19
The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping Thi...
Translucent glittery gunner
  03/26/19
lmao
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976482663
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Bateful pocket flask
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Burgundy Irradiated Station
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All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get ...
Translucent glittery gunner
  03/26/19
Just when you think the genre has gone soft.
turquoise native elastic band
  03/27/19
180 moniker
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Yellow giraffe
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Burgundy Irradiated Station
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Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time
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And it's no JK Roher This is my grower and my pole is so ha...
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soul-stirring mahogany orchestra pit
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you can do anything you stim your cock to, man
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You better NEVER lift in clothes!
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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: excitant sadistic stage coffee pot



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229228&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#37991335)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: diverse forum kitty cat

lmao

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: excitant sadistic stage coffee pot



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: medicated silver factory reset button



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: Sienna vibrant parlour stain

976482663

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
Author: Bateful pocket flask



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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Burgundy Irradiated Station



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: turquoise native elastic band

Just when you think the genre has gone soft.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

180 moniker

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Yellow giraffe



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Burgundy Irradiated Station



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: zombie-like light center

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Maroon national



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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: zombie-like light center



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Sienna vibrant parlour stain



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: grizzly roommate rehab



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: Jet Fragrant Trailer Park



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Copper vengeful gas station rigpig

literally spit on my screen at "you better never lift in clothes"

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany orchestra pit



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner

you can do anything you stim your cock to, man

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
Author: Jet-lagged judgmental feces



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Sienna vibrant parlour stain



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: grizzly roommate rehab

You better NEVER lift in clothes!

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Sienna vibrant parlour stain



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: Translucent glittery gunner



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



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