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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Aphrodisiac Corner Foreskin
  03/02/26
He poasts
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/02/26
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thirsty stag film halford
  03/02/26
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Buck-toothed Jap
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
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thirsty stag film halford
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Cyan Resort Jewess
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
harsh coldplay fan pit
  03/09/26
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Buck-toothed Jap
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Massive jet turdskin
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Trip library water buffalo
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Trip library water buffalo
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
Buck-toothed Jap
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Trip library water buffalo
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
autistic wild stage indirect expression
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Out-of-control home
  03/02/26
grindr?
Jet-lagged cumskin twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
racy national
  03/03/26
...
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
emerald exhilarant nowag
  03/09/26
...
Puce alcoholic pistol weed whacker
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
fluffy chartreuse hospital
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
mind-boggling silver cruise ship
  03/09/26
wtf
rose contagious parlor therapy
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
embarrassed to the bone adventurous knife
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
slate piazza
  03/09/26
...
Buck-toothed Jap
  03/09/26
...
Jet-lagged cumskin twinkling uncleanness
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Buck-toothed Jap
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Foreskin

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: thirsty stag film halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728488)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: thirsty stag film halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Cyan Resort Jewess

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: harsh coldplay fan pit

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Massive jet turdskin

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Trip library water buffalo

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Trip library water buffalo

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Jap

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Trip library water buffalo

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: autistic wild stage indirect expression

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control home

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cumskin twinkling uncleanness

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: racy national

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant nowag

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Puce alcoholic pistol weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: fluffy chartreuse hospital

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver cruise ship

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: rose contagious parlor therapy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone adventurous knife

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: slate piazza

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cumskin twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Jap

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747130)