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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Magical filthpig
  03/02/26
He poasts
Walnut electric base
  03/02/26
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sick rebellious shrine
  03/02/26
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Pungent supple place of business
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Walnut electric base
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
...
sick rebellious shrine
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Walnut electric base
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Walnut electric base
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Avocado autistic son of senegal
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Walnut electric base
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
stimulating metal multi-billionaire striped hyena
  03/09/26
...
Pungent supple place of business
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
thriller therapy
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
pearly selfie digit ratio
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Concupiscible pervert
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
pearly selfie digit ratio
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
Pungent supple place of business
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
pearly selfie digit ratio
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
chrome goyim
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
red hall
  03/02/26
grindr?
dun pontificating keepsake machete
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
Grizzly prole friendly grandma
  03/03/26
...
Walnut electric base
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
White juggernaut heaven
  03/09/26
...
Violet native
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Walnut electric base
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Concupiscible pervert
  03/09/26
wtf
Walnut electric base
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Fragrant khaki haunted graveyard dragon
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Mewling Carmine Round Eye Sex Offender
  03/09/26
...
Pungent supple place of business
  03/09/26
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Pungent supple place of business
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Magical filthpig

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sick rebellious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Pungent supple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728488)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sick rebellious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Avocado autistic son of senegal

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Walnut electric base

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: stimulating metal multi-billionaire striped hyena

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Pungent supple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: thriller therapy

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: pearly selfie digit ratio

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: pearly selfie digit ratio

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Pungent supple place of business

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: pearly selfie digit ratio

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: chrome goyim

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: red hall

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: dun pontificating keepsake machete

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Grizzly prole friendly grandma

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Walnut electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: White juggernaut heaven

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Violet native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible pervert

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Walnut electric base

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant khaki haunted graveyard dragon

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Mewling Carmine Round Eye Sex Offender

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Pungent supple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Pungent supple place of business

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49747130)