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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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crawly main people
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
wonderful crystalline garrison organic girlfriend
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
chestnut water buffalo party of the first part
  07/09/12
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stirring nursing home preventive strike
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault
  07/09/12
Are you male?
crawly main people
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
crawly main people
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
opaque psychic
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
crawly main people
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
opaque psychic
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
crawly main people
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
crawly main people
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
crawly main people
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Maize Native
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
crawly main people
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Blue apoplectic affirmative action church
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
crawly main people
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
dun theater stage
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Awkward trailer park reading party
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
sadistic lodge
  07/09/12
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stirring nursing home preventive strike
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
crawly main people
  07/09/12
stfu
sadistic lodge
  07/09/12
180
ocher set
  07/09/12
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bull headed adventurous menage
  07/13/12
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shimmering flirting ratface faggot firefighter
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
bipolar domesticated business firm
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
crawly main people
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
bipolar domesticated business firm
  07/09/12
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aromatic gas station
  07/04/19
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stirring nursing home preventive strike
  07/13/12
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aromatic gas station
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Racy House
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
pungent circlehead box office
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Carmine Nofapping Temple Round Eye
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
pungent circlehead box office
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
carnelian locus
  03/04/25
lol kike
shimmering flirting ratface faggot firefighter
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
fishy useless den
  07/04/19
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curious canary chapel pervert
  08/10/22
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magical deer antler
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
translucent locale
  07/24/24
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confused appetizing candlestick maker mood
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
irradiated walnut hairy legs dilemma
  09/22/24
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carnelian locus
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Ivory Halford Sweet Tailpipe
  03/04/25
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unholy partner
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: crawly main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: wonderful crystalline garrison organic girlfriend

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: chestnut water buffalo party of the first part

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: stirring nursing home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: crawly main people

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: crawly main people

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: opaque psychic

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: crawly main people

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: opaque psychic

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: crawly main people

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: crawly main people

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: crawly main people

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Nowag

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Maize Native

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: crawly main people

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Blue apoplectic affirmative action church

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: crawly main people

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: dun theater stage

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park reading party

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: sadistic lodge

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: stirring nursing home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: misanthropic bat-shit-crazy double fault

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: crawly main people

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: sadistic lodge

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: ocher set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: bull headed adventurous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: shimmering flirting ratface faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: bipolar domesticated business firm

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: crawly main people

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: bipolar domesticated business firm

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: aromatic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: stirring nursing home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: aromatic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Racy House

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: pungent circlehead box office

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Carmine Nofapping Temple Round Eye

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: pungent circlehead box office

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: carnelian locus

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: shimmering flirting ratface faggot firefighter

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: fishy useless den

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: curious canary chapel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: magical deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: translucent locale

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: confused appetizing candlestick maker mood



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated walnut hairy legs dilemma

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: carnelian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Ivory Halford Sweet Tailpipe

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: unholy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49721526)