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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Exciting indirect expression
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
hideous bronze bawdyhouse jewess
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Exciting indirect expression
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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  10/17/25
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  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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  10/17/25
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outnumbered confused dilemma
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Charismatic Kink-friendly Boistinker Heaven
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Exciting indirect expression
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Ultramarine Cracking Pit Incel
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Stirring Mediation
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
racy rehab
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Exciting indirect expression
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
racy rehab
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
soul-stirring drunken doctorate sandwich
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
racy rehab
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Exciting indirect expression
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Purple pisswyrm hell
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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Green Big-titted Stag Film
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
soul-stirring drunken doctorate sandwich
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Histrionic Deranged Stain
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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Green Big-titted Stag Film
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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  10/18/25
lol
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
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  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/18/25
:(
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alcoholic bull headed useless brakes
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
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cruel-hearted space
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Charismatic Kink-friendly Boistinker Heaven
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
passionate rose yarmulke stead
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Poppy splenetic cruise ship foreskin
  10/18/25
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alcoholic bull headed useless brakes
  10/18/25
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ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Exciting indirect expression
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
passionate rose yarmulke stead
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
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  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
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  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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Ultramarine Cracking Pit Incel
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: hideous bronze bawdyhouse jewess

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: hideous bronze bawdyhouse jewess

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Deranged Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: concupiscible maniacal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: outnumbered confused dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Kink-friendly Boistinker Heaven

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Cracking Pit Incel

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring Mediation

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: racy rehab

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: racy rehab

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken doctorate sandwich

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: racy rehab

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Purple pisswyrm hell

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant tantric lodge

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Green Big-titted Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken doctorate sandwich

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Deranged Stain

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Brass kitty cat state

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Green Big-titted Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Deranged Stain

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: outnumbered confused dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: talented trailer park trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: laughsome factory reset button tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Canary territorial jew codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: infuriating fat ankles travel guidebook

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: infuriating fat ankles travel guidebook

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: concupiscible maniacal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: sinister point circlehead

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: alcoholic bull headed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: floppy cumskin fortuitous meteor

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Kink-friendly Boistinker Heaven

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate rose yarmulke stead

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Poppy splenetic cruise ship foreskin

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: alcoholic bull headed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate rose yarmulke stead

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: ruddy bespoke sweet tailpipe

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: primrose glittery corn cake

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Preventive Strike Mad-dog Skullcap

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Ocher Comical Address

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Cracking Pit Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: infuriating fat ankles travel guidebook

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exciting indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49359746)