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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
racy theatre karate
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
orchid autistic box office reading party
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
slate rehab
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Flushed Depressive
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
sepia church
  08/30/25
...
Startled vengeful yarmulke hall
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Razzle dilemma
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Smoky bat-shit-crazy national codepig
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
racy theatre karate
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Smoky bat-shit-crazy national codepig
  08/31/25
...
buff wild stage newt
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
slate rehab
  08/31/25
delusional take
buff wild stage newt
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
slate rehab
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Electric dragon
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
slate rehab
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
maize dashing center
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
slate rehab
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
racy theatre karate
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
slate rehab
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
racy theatre karate
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
maize dashing center
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
slate rehab
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
slate rehab
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
slate rehab
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
maize dashing center
  09/05/25
...
slate rehab
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
splenetic iridescent juggernaut
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
maize dashing center
  09/05/25
...
slate rehab
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
slate rehab
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
maize dashing center
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
racy theatre karate
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
aromatic pozpig
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
slate rehab
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
aromatic pozpig
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
slate rehab
  09/05/25
Kenny
maize dashing center
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
racy theatre karate
  09/06/25
...
Ivory drunken mood
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
slate rehab
  09/06/25
...
Ivory drunken mood
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
racy theatre karate
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
slate rehab
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
talented lay
  09/07/25
Explain
racy theatre karate
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Soul-stirring kitchen hairy legs
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
racy theatre karate
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
slate rehab
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
racy theatre karate
  09/07/25
...
Electric dragon
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
slate rehab
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
slate rehab
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
slate rehab
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
slate rehab
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
slate rehab
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
slate rehab
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
slate rehab
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
maize dashing center
  01/18/26
...
slate rehab
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Jet-lagged Bistre Set
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
slate rehab
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: orchid autistic box office reading party

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: slate rehab

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Flushed Depressive

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: sepia church

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Startled vengeful yarmulke hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle dilemma

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Smoky bat-shit-crazy national codepig

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: racy theatre karate

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Smoky bat-shit-crazy national codepig

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: buff wild stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: slate rehab

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: buff wild stage newt

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: slate rehab

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Electric dragon

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: slate rehab

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maize dashing center

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: slate rehab

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: slate rehab

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: maize dashing center

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: slate rehab

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: slate rehab

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: slate rehab

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: maize dashing center

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: splenetic iridescent juggernaut

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: maize dashing center

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slate rehab

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: maize dashing center

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic pozpig

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: slate rehab

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aromatic pozpig

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: slate rehab

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: maize dashing center

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ivory drunken mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: slate rehab

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ivory drunken mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: slate rehab

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: talented lay

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: racy theatre karate

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring kitchen hairy legs

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: racy theatre karate

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: slate rehab

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: racy theatre karate

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Electric dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: slate rehab

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: slate rehab

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: slate rehab

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: slate rehab

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: slate rehab

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: slate rehab

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: slate rehab

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: maize dashing center

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: slate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Bistre Set

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: slate rehab

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
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AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

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