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blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/20/26
out the firm
Dun Kitchen
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Contagious temple marketing idea
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
aquamarine boyish indian lodge
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Contagious temple marketing idea
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
...
Dun Kitchen
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
Tripping odious school cafeteria double fault
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
Dun Kitchen
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
Spruce field internal respiration
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
know-it-all old irish cottage gay wizard
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
hairless church jewess
  02/20/26
tp
Umber Point
  02/20/26
...
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  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Khaki insecure halford
  02/20/26
...
comical shrine
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
self-absorbed school
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Umber Point
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
adventurous twisted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
know-it-all old irish cottage gay wizard
  02/23/26
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ivory persian
  02/23/26
...
ocher cracking ticket booth people who are hurt
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
Talking fiercely-loyal stage
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
Tripping odious school cafeteria double fault
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
irradiated filthy lay
  02/22/26
great word ty
Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
bonkers duck-like tanning salon
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
Mentally Impaired Stage
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
Spruce field internal respiration
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
Spruce field internal respiration
  02/22/26
scholarship
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/22/26
...
Dun Kitchen
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
dashing hot water buffalo
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
well-lubricated cuckoldry
  02/21/26
...
aquamarine boyish indian lodge
  02/23/26
...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
self-absorbed school
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
dashing hot water buffalo
  02/23/26
...
Dun Kitchen
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Contagious temple marketing idea
  02/22/26
...
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
dashing hot water buffalo
  02/21/26
...
Dun Kitchen
  02/21/26
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blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
Bisexual locus yarmulke
  02/21/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
brilliant theatre generalized bond
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
Spruce field internal respiration
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
dashing hot water buffalo
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
...
Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Kenneth Play
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
ivory persian
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
ivory persian
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
aquamarine boyish indian lodge
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
lascivious pit
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
Seedy Arousing Digit Ratio
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
fishy metal police squad
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
dashing hot water buffalo
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/23/26
...
Buck-toothed curious location macaca
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
Talking fiercely-loyal stage
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
snowy brethren
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
ocher cracking ticket booth people who are hurt
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Dun Kitchen

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Contagious temple marketing idea

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: aquamarine boyish indian lodge

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Contagious temple marketing idea

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: lascivious pit

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688807)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Dun Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Tripping odious school cafeteria double fault

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Dun Kitchen

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Spruce field internal respiration

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: know-it-all old irish cottage gay wizard

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: hairless church jewess

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Umber Point

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: bearded mauve bbw stock car



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Khaki insecure halford

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: comical shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed school

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Umber Point

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: adventurous twisted public bath twinkling uncleanness

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: know-it-all old irish cottage gay wizard

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: ivory persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: ocher cracking ticket booth people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Talking fiercely-loyal stage

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Tripping odious school cafeteria double fault

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: irradiated filthy lay

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: bonkers duck-like tanning salon

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stage

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Spruce field internal respiration

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Spruce field internal respiration

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Dun Kitchen



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: dashing hot water buffalo

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: well-lubricated cuckoldry

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: aquamarine boyish indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed school

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: dashing hot water buffalo

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Dun Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Contagious temple marketing idea

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Lake Preventive Strike Electric Furnace

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: dashing hot water buffalo

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Dun Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Bisexual locus yarmulke

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49685762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: brilliant theatre generalized bond

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Spruce field internal respiration

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: dashing hot water buffalo

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious pit

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: ivory persian

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: ivory persian

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious pit

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: lascivious pit

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: lascivious pit

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: aquamarine boyish indian lodge

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious pit

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Seedy Arousing Digit Ratio

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: fishy metal police squad

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: dashing hot water buffalo

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed curious location macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Talking fiercely-loyal stage

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: snowy brethren

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: blue motley international law enforcement agency whorehouse

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: ocher cracking ticket booth people who are hurt

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Doobsian Bossy Rigpig Kitty Cat

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49710714)