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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
talented greedy quadroon
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
spectacular spruce box office
  07/09/12
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Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
passionate violet bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
Are you male?
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
passionate violet bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
passionate violet bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
salmon stead
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
salmon stead
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
charismatic bronze garrison partner
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
charismatic bronze garrison partner
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
charismatic bronze garrison partner
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
drab seedy gas station
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
filthy demanding multi-billionaire cuck
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
chrome startled theater stage organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
maize background story
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
supple kitty cat meetinghouse
  07/09/12
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Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
passionate violet bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
stfu
supple kitty cat meetinghouse
  07/09/12
180
Provocative ceo
  07/09/12
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Frisky roast beef
  07/13/12
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dun water buffalo mad-dog skullcap
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Turquoise curious international law enforcement agency
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
heady azure sneaky criminal azn
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Turquoise curious international law enforcement agency
  07/09/12
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Vigorous menage
  07/04/19
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Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate
  07/13/12
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Vigorous menage
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
fantasy-prone famous landscape painting
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
infuriating fragrant ape
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Marvelous elastic band den
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
infuriating fragrant ape
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
trip jewess national
  03/04/25
lol kike
dun water buffalo mad-dog skullcap
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
bistre community account trailer park
  07/04/19
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fluffy autistic brunch juggernaut
  08/10/22
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stubborn cuckold
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Abusive Theatre Old Irish Cottage
  07/24/24
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stirring low-t point boltzmann
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Wild contagious dingle berry lettuce
  09/22/24
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trip jewess national
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Disrespectful Stimulating Useless Brakes
  03/04/25
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sapphire electric step-uncle's house
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: talented greedy quadroon

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: spectacular spruce box office

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: passionate violet bawdyhouse

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: passionate violet bawdyhouse

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: passionate violet bawdyhouse

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: salmon stead

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: salmon stead

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: charismatic bronze garrison partner

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic bronze garrison partner

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: charismatic bronze garrison partner

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: drab seedy gas station

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: filthy demanding multi-billionaire cuck

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: chrome startled theater stage organic girlfriend

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: maize background story

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: supple kitty cat meetinghouse

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: passionate violet bawdyhouse

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: supple kitty cat meetinghouse

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Provocative ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Frisky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: dun water buffalo mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Turquoise curious international law enforcement agency

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: heady azure sneaky criminal azn

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Turquoise curious international law enforcement agency

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Vigorous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Henna 180 Ticket Booth Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Vigorous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone famous landscape painting

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: infuriating fragrant ape

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Marvelous elastic band den

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: infuriating fragrant ape

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: trip jewess national

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: dun water buffalo mad-dog skullcap

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: bistre community account trailer park

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: fluffy autistic brunch juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: stubborn cuckold



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Abusive Theatre Old Irish Cottage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: stirring low-t point boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Wild contagious dingle berry lettuce

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: trip jewess national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful Stimulating Useless Brakes

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: sapphire electric step-uncle's house



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