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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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lol at white womyn
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Tan stirring nibblets
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Balding market
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
mahogany startled address
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Balding market
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Fluffy deer antler
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
frisky senate party of the first part
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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Embarrassed To The Bone Magical Tanning Salon Hominid
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: cracking opaque friendly grandma office

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: cracking opaque friendly grandma office



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: cracking opaque friendly grandma office



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Bright ticket booth death wish

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Tan stirring nibblets

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: black vengeful parlour

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Balding market

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: mahogany startled address

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Balding market

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Fluffy deer antler

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: frisky senate party of the first part

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: cracking opaque friendly grandma office

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Pearly Potus

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Confused fragrant hell windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Sickened karate

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Magical Tanning Salon Hominid



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: exhilarant stock car

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Nubile Low-t Pit

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Lemon Library Jap

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: talented abusive school reading party

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: 180 Pink Abode Generalized Bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Heady talking native mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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