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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: violent messiness

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Rebellious walnut ticket booth

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Bateful tantric gaping dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: opaque disrespectful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Locale

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Locale

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: white hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: flushed candlestick maker

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: violent messiness

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: flushed candlestick maker

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: violent messiness

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: federal whorehouse nibblets



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Titillating institution

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: violent messiness

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: violent messiness

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: white hall



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Cocky curious heaven legend

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine lettuce parlour

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: hairraiser property new version

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Rebellious walnut ticket booth

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine lettuce parlour



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: snowy ratface school

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Rebellious walnut ticket booth

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: violent messiness

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent field tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Balding point

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Shaky Round Eye

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: violent messiness

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: violent messiness

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Shaky Round Eye

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine toaster

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: flushed candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: excitant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cordovan deer antler

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine lettuce parlour

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: French school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: pink address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: zippy den mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: provocative church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: pale market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Trip cruise ship private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated casino faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: provocative church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Self-centered impressive stock car step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Self-centered impressive stock car step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: 180 bossy temple scourge upon the earth

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Chestnut beady-eyed stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: zombie-like hairless quadroon fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Cordovan deer antler

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Deranged twinkling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Self-centered impressive stock car step-uncle's house

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Gay Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly rusted national pervert

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired windowlicker community account

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Nighttime native

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Cordovan deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Navy dashing shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: honey-headed frisky theatre

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spot keepsake machete

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Elastic Band Mad-dog Skullcap

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: tripping mind-boggling gunner

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: garnet multi-colored pozpig party of the first part

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Cyan Goal In Life

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful tantric gaping dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring autistic university selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Contagious slap-happy athletic conference

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit forum

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: drab abode

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Lemon racy resort masturbator

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: drab abode

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Contagious slap-happy athletic conference

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Charcoal vengeful senate depressive

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: white hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: bonkers range

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Cordovan deer antler

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: wild boistinker

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: odious area cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: wonderful idiot lay

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: fighting mint hell love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Marvelous Locale

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Submissive Vigorous Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Dull macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Submissive Vigorous Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: histrionic state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: unholy adventurous garrison

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: garnet multi-colored pozpig party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Location

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Topaz stage

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Topaz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Slimy Theater Stage Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Bateful tantric gaping dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Citrine drunken doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: disgusting diverse parlor hunting ground

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Filthy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Demanding naked station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: disgusting diverse parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: disgusting diverse parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Jet house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Filthy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Gold brunch

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: violent messiness

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: dark incel international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Comical very tactful sneaky criminal

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle yarmulke church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: garnet multi-colored pozpig party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: ruby supple lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Glittery sienna principal's office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing slate brethren personal credit line

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled set

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling abnormal menage wagecucks

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: motley glassy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: motley glassy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Sanctuary

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: splenetic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Dull macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Citrine drunken doctorate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: heady idiotic foreskin cumskin

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: motley glassy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Ebony mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Ebony mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: wonderful idiot lay

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: lascivious free-loading marketing idea

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Sex Offender

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: provocative church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: flesh flatulent rehab mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Sex Offender

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: flesh flatulent rehab mother

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Sex Offender

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Sex Offender

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle yarmulke church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: startled ladyboy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: exciting coral gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: unhinged canary pit

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: pale market

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: maize erotic stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Glittery sienna principal's office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy crusty dilemma knife

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Blathering Piazza Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Green Galvanic Jewess Pistol

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Filthy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Bright offensive trailer park ceo

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Electric Business Firm Death Wish

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: opaque disrespectful chad

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Glittery sienna principal's office newt

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: crimson crackhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49735840)