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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002437) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe “using it for what you think” Arranging hiking dates with AHGs? |
Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Opaque Party Of The First Part say it wasn’t you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002440) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Stimulating den The Shaggy Defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002515) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Vigorous dead market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002927) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Opaque Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004128) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Harsh Hospital you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002441) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Gold genital piercing no no no no details
"idk what that phone is." "idk how it got there" "idk the password" "idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean" etc etc etc |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Harsh Hospital no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002471) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Sooty provocative filthpig found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002798) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story lol, fully charged, btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002809) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: razzle cumskin school cafeteria idiotic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002824) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Gold genital piercing explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006238) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.
I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Harsh Hospital say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002479) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Gold genital piercing "you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002484) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002512) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002553) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Harsh Hospital idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002575) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Odious Halford Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003257) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002525) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Harsh Hospital could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002576) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002606) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Harsh Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002609) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002786) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002828) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002801) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM Author: exciting azn rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002815) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: razzle cumskin school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002840) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM Author: Zippy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003202) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Bisexual step-uncle's house sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003281) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM Author: Aggressive glittery generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003317) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Harsh Hospital cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002535) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: white lettuce range lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002618) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM Author: exciting azn rehab Trying to recover crypto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002777) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: blathering titillating shrine roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003147) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Mewling Feces Church Building you're chopped, unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002444) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: idiotic queen of the night pervert does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002458) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: amethyst bawdyhouse Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002465) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002470) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring Erotic Theater Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004585) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Aquamarine electric furnace Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Ruddy gas station Can’t you wipe it remotely? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002505) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: white lettuce range lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002752) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Multi-colored embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry principal's office Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002778) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story THANK YOU!
Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: painfully honest heaven ctrl-f "grow a beard"
jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine. |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Bateful Black Mad Cow Disease Crackhouse What if you have a beard already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: vengeful unholy business firm marry a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006596) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: puce talented juggernaut deer antler Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002779) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: exciting azn rehab Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002803) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: painfully honest heaven he's doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002826) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: Soul-stirring Erotic Theater Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005728) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?
You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: razzle cumskin school cafeteria under no circumstances can he unlock it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002833) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002834) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Vigorous dead market This works with Androids too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002926) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: cracking abode mad-dog skullcap Just say "Disah no wat you tink!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002808) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: razzle cumskin school cafeteria OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002829) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: Vigorous dead market Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"
Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.
You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: overrated dull space If you have kids:
Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)
If you don’t have kids:
Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Vigorous dead market This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50002987) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: tantric shitlib kitty text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers
throw her off balance |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story Never let'em know your next move! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003853) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: irate big-titted area turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003017) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school This could actually work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003062) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Fucking love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003120) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: painfully honest heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003126) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Very tactful immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003173) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM Author: Spectacular home darvomaxxing tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003228) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Cyan Splenetic Boiling Water Piazza Bird Brain Masterman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003236) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: Soul-stirring Erotic Theater Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005727) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Gold genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003752) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: french dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004116) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005744) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: cracking abode mad-dog skullcap *clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003856) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: idiotic queen of the night pervert Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003138) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Electric site dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003209) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Lemon trip university Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.
It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: exciting azn rehab Need update OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003229) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: fuchsia bat shit crazy brethren Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003261) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Lemon trip university Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003400) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Bisexual step-uncle's house sandwich Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003308) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Godawful cocky state therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003328) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: painfully honest heaven even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003335) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: lascivious crawly whorehouse background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003864) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM Author: Aggressive glittery generalized bond thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003321) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: Vigorous dead market OP is currently sleeping on the couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003418) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Lemon trip university He’s lucky if it’s his own couch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003420) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: pearly arousing property I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003431) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003599) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: aromatic peach address mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: Multi-colored embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: aromatic peach address mother "Your bass looks amazing in those plants." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003679) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter Wow lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003684) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003681) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court
That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003746) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke You forgot to tell him to seek god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003749) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003753) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Sepia double fault You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003768) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school well when you put it that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003780) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005896) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Rose meetinghouse DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50003793) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: exciting azn rehab WHAT would she have found if given full access? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004413) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Bisexual step-uncle's house sandwich She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004604) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004605) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50004621) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: exciting azn rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005117) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Aggressive glittery generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Vigorous dead market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005552) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: scarlet kitchen elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005738) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM Author: exciting azn rehab It was his poasting phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005748) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: exhilarant temple main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005817) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM Author: Iridescent Wonderful Plaza because the whole thing is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005849) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005863) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie Pumos love to throw cold water on everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005895) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Iridescent Wonderful Plaza (literal blackpilled drug addict) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005960) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."
and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006014) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006017) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006076) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Soul-stirring Erotic Theater Antidepressant Drug we WANT to BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006032) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM Author: narrow-minded obsidian school i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006040) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006069) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Umber Diverse Locale Faggot Firefighter Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005956) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50005992) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: pungent vibrant selfie Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006006) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: bearded theatre Hard-core black pill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50008059) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Cyan Splenetic Boiling Water Piazza Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006070) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: floppy mustard mediation national tell her its for your SWMFM side gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50006018) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Purple Dashing Yarmulke This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros
We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Cyan Splenetic Boiling Water Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#50008094) |