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"fuck me in the butt" --Emma Sulkowicz

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So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?
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Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of a...
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180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes
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"ist heer für die hang out"
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A bit long but the references are brilliant
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i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over ...
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like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads...
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bump for Emma's graduation
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THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

paragraph 16

While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows:

Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757890)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Ocher Disturbing Principal's Office Cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757896)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Onyx crawly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757897)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Spruce Meetinghouse People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#37724994)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored plum halford

HE'S TRYING TO SMEAR MY REPUTATION!

(woman creating an international incident by falsely accusing someone of rape)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757900)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: aggressive set

oh my god no way libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757924)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser brunch

I posted this in the other thread but commend u bc this deserves its own thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27757953)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

ty

http://i.imgur.com/ImY0DdY.jpg

If any of you Columbia bros want to run off a few thousand handbills with that pic & start an "artistic movement"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758047)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage

So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758107)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: dun degenerate station

Shocking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758123)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping abode

Now posted on the walls of Auschwitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36444663)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: ungodly pit

It still amazes me that the dood was able to get hard with this chick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758049)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Lascivious canary range

only from behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758831)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758890)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Sable Trailer Park Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762582)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758061)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Adventurous orchestra pit

180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758125)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

"ist heer für die hang out"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758168)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: honey-headed titillating hairy legs rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758188)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: fluffy passionate wagecucks

HIGHLY underrated. The Germanic / Nazi references in this are fantastic. Startlingly arousing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758207)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Talented Learning Disabled Property Candlestick Maker

M-M-M-MAAAASTERWORRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758216)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: angry pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758280)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carmine locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758348)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: angry pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758443)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Pungent filthpig

A bit long but the references are brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758642)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Gay thriller preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762116)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: angry pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762131)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Saffron Background Story Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762143)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: azure 180 sneaky criminal whorehouse

I guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762170)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic buff lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762215)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:02 AM
Author: angry pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859124)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Gay thriller preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859281)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Fragrant transparent mediation lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859287)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Aquamarine Hissy Fit



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling fishy sound barrier

I really feel like this is Doug Stanhope's work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859378)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: cream parlour

Poast of the century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859379)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: angry pearly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27870301)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: translucent fanboi

You guys all know this is 4chan, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27870320)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: Adventurous orchestra pit

first reply brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27870326)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: angry pearly hospital

i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over here for the XO bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27870334)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: Adventurous orchestra pit

like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads, DINDU NUFFIN, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27870349)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: angry pearly hospital

bump for Emma's graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27921614)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Dull Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36451165)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Bossy Crimson Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27921665)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 AM
Author: Shaky Appetizing Knife Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36442811)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:54 AM
Author: laughsome cerise crackhouse depressive

best repost in bort history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36442848)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Shaky Appetizing Knife Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36444458)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Charismatic resort tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36444477)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36444502)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Onyx crawly gas station

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36446072)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Sapphire Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36451283)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: stimulating internet-worthy field telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#40585068)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: Shaky Appetizing Knife Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#41100401)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: Arousing ebony menage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#41100482)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:47 PM
Author: Vivacious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#47204010)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Excitant irate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49356906)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Hot coffee pot factory reset button

what what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758081)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

"While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows: Emma: fuck me in the butt" https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758103)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Black Spectacular Immigrant Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758109)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758130)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: primrose half-breed

This woman is crazy and deserves everything that's coming to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758085)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/24/the-text-of-the-mattress-girl-lawsuit-will-shock-you/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758133)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

shocked, SHOCKED that an attention whore would turn out to be a whore, simpliciter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758265)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: translucent fanboi

Guest • a day ago

From the FB posts, I'm surprised the mattress wasn't tied to her back...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758329)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758366)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping abode

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758845)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sanctuary regret

lol @ the author a certain "Blake Neff"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#41100421)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: zippy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49357074)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: honey-headed titillating hairy legs rehab

Scholars: Would this constitute "affirmative consent" in CA or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758184)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: sienna beady-eyed jewess trump supporter

whenw ill the media tide turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758197)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: honey-headed titillating hairy legs rehab

It already has. Even mainline libs don't believe it. Only the SJWs are holding out for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758212)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Red heady house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758208)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

report back with pics, oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758285)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: grizzly vigorous area

TBF it's pretty obvious she's saying the equivalent of "oh, god damnit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758231)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage

Naw, I think she's requesting receptive anal intercourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758234)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758326)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Black Spectacular Immigrant Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758331)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor market

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758403)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: translucent fanboi

Mattress Girl = XO poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758335)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: grizzly vigorous area

where do you think XO got it from? IRL, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758349)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Gay thriller preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758324)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: cerebral out-of-control marketing idea casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758373)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage

Posted this thread title and the dailycaller link to /r/twoxchromosomes. I am now banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758419)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: translucent fanboi

LMAO, 180. Did it get any comments before the banhammer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758426)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: exciting demanding location pisswyrm

180 email it to

Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention.

"FuckMeInTheButt" Anna Ho MBA 2016

AHo16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016

SSchreiber16@gsb.columbia.edu

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"FuckMeInTheButt" Zoe Yang MBA 2016

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"FuckMeInTheButt" Marci Zimmerman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758432)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor market

Just visited that subreddit. LJL at this post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/33ttxg/this_has_to_be_wrong/

Yesterday, well 1:30 am this morning my two cousins and I (female) were talking and as you would expect it led to the discussion of sex. My cousins who are older than me(19,20) had some very interesting views on sex. 1.) I will not enjoy sex the first time, I try to tell them that you can, if you know what you want and tell him and your wet enough you might actually enjoy it. they said it was a lie. 2.) it will take 5 times, FIVE before you ever enjoy sex as a woman, I told them it wasn't true it didn't take up to 5, and if it did people would not do it as much as they do, they said I was lying. 3.) You have to have a near orgasm before you can get pregnant successfully, and having a far one will most likely ruin your chances (she was taught this in school), am guessing she means sex drive?, or during ovulation, but she knows ovulation so I don't think that's what she means. 4.) every guy's penis is practically the size of his elbow to his fingers, I tried to explain that this wasn't true, not every guy is that big, in fact most are less, most are like 6", they started laughing, apparently anything less than that is inadequate, this had better be a joke, I can barely get my finger in me without cringing and stopping,how the hell is something as big and long as my arm supposed to get in there. so I asked her what if he isn't that big, she said she will drive him out. 5.) if you don't exercise when your pregnant, your child will be really big and you won't be able to push the kid out of you, I don't want kids, this one barely does anything for me, but I don't feel its right. 6.) I have been told to stop using tampons because it will disvirgin me, I don't have a hymen, I don't think I was born with one, trust me I have checked, so according to my cousins my hubby's going to divorce me. I don't know what to think, this is what others believe and its freaking me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758440)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758448)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: sooty aphrodisiac center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758902)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: honey-headed titillating hairy legs rehab

r/feminism is oddly silent about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758610)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor market

this shit is WILD. Makes me want to swear off women for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758420)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: garnet exhilarant sweet tailpipe

Fuck my ass Paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758557)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Bateful Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758863)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bateful Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27758887)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: blue senate

she's clearly fucking nuts but this is a retarded thing to latch onto. "Fuck me in the butt"? She probably meant it but a text stated like this is definitely not a statement of consent. It's not sexy at all for one thing. If a girl texted me with this using butt instead of ass I'd never think she was seriously requesting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762587)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:36 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Outnumbered Heaven

Her claim was that she'd never had anal sex and that he did it without her consent. That she consented to vaginal sex but not anal. He contends that she said she'd done it twice before and was on board with doing it with him. Her text gives more weight to what he said happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859301)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Deranged boyish piazza gunner

I hope she gets PWNED as fuck, dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27762607)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house

you;re mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859126)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: contagious twinkling uncleanness

not sure if this was supposed to be ironic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#27859303)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Nubile nursing home son of senegal

How could you even get that upset about a guy you allowed to penetrate your genitals jamming it into the butthole.

I mean obviously it's not polite but why would it break your brain so much to have it jammed in your shitpipe rather than your babyhole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36444483)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: laughsome cerise crackhouse depressive

because women (unless they're Catholic) think they're more 'pure' if they've never been fucked in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#36446046)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: Geriatric painfully honest blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#37724951)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: galvanic glassy school

She didn't look that bad in the porns that she released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#37725005)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: Hateful organic girlfriend jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#41100404)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: deep henna goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#45806155)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Comical sepia athletic conference

Sulkowicz is the child of Sandra Leong and Kerry Sulkowicz, both psychiatrists from Manhattan, and is of Chinese, Japanese, and Jewish descent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#45806238)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building

Still funny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#46085942)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: deep henna goal in life

“f–k me in the butt,” Sulkowicz allegedly wrote.

“eehm, maybe not?” Nungesser replied.

https://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#46085953)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49356890)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:41 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#47203976)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Cracking Clear Hall

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#47203979)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Dull Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#48092034)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Bbw Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49356859)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: flushed friendly grandma

Anal sex as foreplay to vaginal sex- always the smart move to keep those vaginal bacteria levels where they need to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49357101)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Cracking Clear Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49357127)