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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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mewling mood stage
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lol i like it
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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I don't get it
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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"More like Jones GAY!"
Rose irradiated private investor
  10/20/25
good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman athletic conference

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49361876)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Vigorous location boistinker



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: provocative maize set



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: marvelous station selfie



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: concupiscible forum juggernaut

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: mewling mood stage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Contagious lemon pozpig

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular step-uncle's house gay wizard



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: dashing business firm

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49361937)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman athletic conference

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Duck-like Electric Furnace Area

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman athletic conference

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362032)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Dull regret abode

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362176)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous station selfie



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: milky dragon



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: racy chestnut center



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: know-it-all titillating meetinghouse



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: electric brunch



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Flushed deep cuck stead

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: know-it-all titillating meetinghouse

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362040)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza partner

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362052)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Vermilion heady volcanic crater

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant jade legend

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362122)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious lemon pozpig

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362092)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: spectacular step-uncle's house gay wizard

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic rehab nibblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362128)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: buff galvanic famous landscape painting piazza

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sickened bearded garrison jewess



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Dull regret abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362179)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman athletic conference

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362188)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Charismatic gay indian lodge clown

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman athletic conference



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: charcoal arousing pisswyrm lodge



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular step-uncle's house gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49364045)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: know-it-all titillating meetinghouse



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: mint talented house goal in life



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Rose irradiated private investor

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49362190)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired adventurous son of senegal lettuce

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my",#49364050)