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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
high-end azure meetinghouse weed whacker
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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Navy station
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Aphrodisiac Main People
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histrionic submissive location cuckoldry
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Sickened overrated piazza gay wizard
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Aphrodisiac Main People
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Aphrodisiac Main People
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
aromatic locus
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Red pea-brained faggotry
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
wild haunted graveyard set
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
wild haunted graveyard set
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
wild haunted graveyard set
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Pearly Hyperventilating Volcanic Crater
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Cordovan Hunting Ground Jap
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
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provocative insanely creepy university international law enforcement agency
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
stubborn coral coffee pot
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
flushed kitchen
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
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provocative insanely creepy university international law enforcement agency
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
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stirring federal half-breed
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Multi-colored pit giraffe
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/17/25
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Navy station
  10/18/25
:(
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Hideous New Version
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
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Ruddy lay
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Sickened overrated piazza gay wizard
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Elite Brass Native Philosopher-king
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
saffron depressive
  10/18/25
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Hideous New Version
  10/18/25
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Aphrodisiac Main People
  10/18/25
no homo at all
lascivious citrine electric furnace
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Elite Brass Native Philosopher-king
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Aphrodisiac Main People
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Sable background story
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
free-loading range windowlicker
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
bateful rigor
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aromatic locus
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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  10/18/25
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: high-end azure meetinghouse weed whacker

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: high-end azure meetinghouse weed whacker

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flushed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Navy station



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: histrionic submissive location cuckoldry



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Sickened overrated piazza gay wizard

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic locus

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Red pea-brained faggotry

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: wild haunted graveyard set

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: wild haunted graveyard set

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: stubborn coral coffee pot

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: wild haunted graveyard set

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pearly Hyperventilating Volcanic Crater

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cordovan Hunting Ground Jap

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: provocative insanely creepy university international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: stubborn coral coffee pot

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: flushed kitchen

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic forum

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: provocative insanely creepy university international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: flushed kitchen

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: histrionic submissive location cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: racy ungodly spot idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: stirring federal half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit giraffe

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit giraffe

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Navy station



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cerebral violent office

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Hideous New Version



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: canary nursing home french chef

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Ruddy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Sickened overrated piazza gay wizard

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Elite Brass Native Philosopher-king

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: saffron depressive

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hideous New Version



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Elite Brass Native Philosopher-king

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sable background story

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: free-loading range windowlicker

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: bateful rigor

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic locus



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit giraffe

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious citrine electric furnace



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