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JPM eats huge silver short loss, goes way long the other way

wtf https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=...
awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund
  12/29/25
Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes
green fragrant locale liquid oxygen
  12/29/25
Jaime Dimon is Greek
awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund
  12/29/25
b. Hyman Dimon
mind-boggling center
  12/29/25
Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️
floppy nudist state selfie
  12/31/25
If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's t...
razzmatazz purple heaven
  12/29/25
it's just some made up slop by an "australian" sca...
hyperventilating swollen parlour
  12/29/25
superior anglo culture!
contagious gaped bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a ...
marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration
  12/29/25
Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am
awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund
  12/29/25
you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of t...
Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station
  12/29/25
(jamie dimon, panicking)
contagious gaped bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
...
awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund
  12/29/25
So you are fat
marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration
  12/29/25
It's been 24 hours, where's the update
marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration
  12/30/25
this thread was hysteria flame
awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund
  01/01/26
the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane. ...
Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station
  12/29/25
The counterparties were really cool about not making a big d...
marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration
  12/29/25
"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this i...
Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station
  12/29/25
tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenan...
contagious gaped bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poas...
Vibrant cowardly dingle berry menage
  12/29/25
you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it p...
Motley self-absorbed school persian
  12/31/25
https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574
bat shit crazy histrionic volcanic crater
  12/29/25
https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199
bat shit crazy histrionic volcanic crater
  12/31/25
...
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  12/31/25


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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund

wtf

https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546800)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: green fragrant locale liquid oxygen

Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546805)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund

Jaime Dimon is Greek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546813)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling center

b. Hyman Dimon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546894)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: floppy nudist state selfie

Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49553474)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz purple heaven

If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's the problem, should still have made solid profits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546836)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hyperventilating swollen parlour

it's just some made up slop by an "australian" scammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: contagious gaped bawdyhouse

superior anglo culture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546876)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration

Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a public document that's not actually there are you fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund

Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546887)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station

you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of the note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546890)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: contagious gaped bawdyhouse

(jamie dimon, panicking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546891)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546924)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration

So you are fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546892)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration

It's been 24 hours, where's the update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49550753)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: awkward cerebral tanning salon trust fund

this thread was hysteria flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49553789)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station

the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane.

how do people see some no-name idiot on twitter breaking major financial news with the source being a *public document* and believe it? it would be breaking news across the world if a "systemically important bank" "broke every covenant." and why would that come out in a public report, wouldn't the story have broke when this bank defaulted on its obligations?

PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: marvelous pea-brained roommate internal respiration

The counterparties were really cool about not making a big deal about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546912)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling overrated chad gas station

"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this in our 10-Q but i can probz just redact your firm's name, it's nbd."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546923)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: contagious gaped bawdyhouse

tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenant of continued, valid existence there was nobody left to go after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546931)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Vibrant cowardly dingle berry menage

Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poast things that can be refuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49546951)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Motley self-absorbed school persian

you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it poast of the year

they updated Basel 3 to count gold as liquidity in July without anyone hearing about it. same with ending quantitative tightening earlier this month. doesn't seem that crazy to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49553516)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic volcanic crater

https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49548366)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic volcanic crater

https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49553466)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: bisexual immigrant ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49553485)