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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
alcoholic arousing doctorate
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
Drunken slimy jewess
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
alcoholic arousing doctorate
  01/23/26
You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probab...
Drunken slimy jewess
  01/27/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
milky national
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
alcoholic arousing doctorate
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
milky national
  01/23/26
I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
up-to-no-good sexy philosopher-king
  01/23/26
"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- t...
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glassy frum point
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curious water buffalo regret
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Vance should have recommended ZZZ
Exciting slippery base crotch
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180 school
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why? doesn't he want to win the case? Candy Ride seems d...
Cracking old irish cottage property
  01/23/26
Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?
alcoholic arousing doctorate
  01/24/26
i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked h...
zippy exhilarant mood
  01/23/26
actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers gene...
alcoholic arousing doctorate
  01/24/26
Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine
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alcoholic arousing doctorate
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I see the Zozo crew is back at it again
Turquoise Hospital
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Drunken slimy jewess

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611050)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Drunken slimy jewess

You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49625797)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: milky national

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: milky national

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: up-to-no-good sexy philosopher-king

I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: up-to-no-good sexy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611069)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: galvanic hairless theater useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611099)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: milky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611162)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Ocher church



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: curious water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611167)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611225)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: glassy frum point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49612983)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: curious water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49611168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Exciting slippery base crotch

Vance should have recommended ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49612972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: 180 school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49612977)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Cracking old irish cottage property

why? doesn't he want to win the case?

Candy Ride seems daft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49612978)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49614013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: zippy exhilarant mood

i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.

yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49612982)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate

actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49614081)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: beta principal's office

Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49614031)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: alcoholic arousing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49614077)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Turquoise Hospital

I see the Zozo crew is back at it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49625799)