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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: Stubborn market She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Bearded multi-colored psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: coiffed stage goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: boyish range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: galvanic degenerate public bath boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: mind-boggling house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: citrine property lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Magenta up-to-no-good field dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Pale aphrodisiac rigpig space that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Stubborn market You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Spectacular gay address athletic conference CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Stubborn market He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: mauve sadistic pisswyrm lay That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: boyish range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: buff cuckold set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: misunderstood temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Motley resort pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: learning disabled well-lubricated location I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line Round Eye Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Disrespectful Church Building Mexican It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Crimson balding nursing home cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Marvelous House-broken Theater (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: citrine property they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Magenta up-to-no-good field dingle berry People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: shaky bawdyhouse indirect expression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: metal elastic band gas station "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: tan lascivious codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: mauve sadistic pisswyrm lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Stubborn market I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Topaz volcanic crater You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Stubborn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: elite famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Magenta up-to-no-good field dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: self-centered parlor half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Fuchsia provocative school "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Primrose angry den good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49364050) |