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Fucked a 19 year old hot AF redhead, these chicks are filthy today

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have ...
Zippy Talented Athletic Conference
  03/30/26
State how you met said redhead.
milky double fault
  03/30/26
online chatboard. moniker "doobs".
irradiated frisky ticket booth selfie
  03/30/26
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Diverse Base Prole
  03/30/26
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soul-stirring institution faggotry
  03/30/26
nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stink...
Yellow orchestra pit
  03/31/26
met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged the...
Zippy Talented Athletic Conference
  03/30/26
Fuck her that night? Any coke?
milky double fault
  03/30/26
No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for d...
Zippy Talented Athletic Conference
  03/30/26
She had a fake id or what
vengeful vivacious organic girlfriend box office
  03/30/26
lol that has to be way worse for you than coke
Bull Headed Theater
  03/31/26
LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026....
cracking mahogany knife
  03/30/26
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Spectacular walnut dilemma factory reset button
  03/31/26
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Racy lake reading party mad-dog skullcap
  03/31/26
"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to f...
house-broken cerebral place of business
  03/30/26
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Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo
  03/30/26
If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son
Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask
  03/30/26
AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY ...
Histrionic bearded indian lodge haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
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Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo
  03/31/26
I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew al...
Mentally impaired cruise ship
  03/31/26
Pics or gtfo
swashbuckling incel
  03/30/26
Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon”...
Beady-eyed jew
  03/30/26
Nobody says this irl especially females
Geriatric electric furnace
  03/30/26
Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more th...
Beady-eyed jew
  03/30/26
yeah I lied about my age doofus
iridescent meetinghouse internal respiration
  03/30/26
I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women
boyish bearded volcanic crater
  03/30/26
I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy
contagious goal in life
  03/30/26
Or treat their ass like a face
swashbuckling incel
  03/30/26
...
Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask
  03/30/26
...
Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo
  03/30/26
...
Yellow orchestra pit
  03/31/26
...
salmon exciting idiot round eye
  03/31/26
Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!
house-broken cerebral place of business
  03/30/26
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Appetizing hominid cuck
  03/31/26
is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?
Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask
  03/30/26
can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180
Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo
  03/30/26
...
Excitant sanctuary
  03/30/26
Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective d...
Peach arousing fanboi
  03/30/26
ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!
house-broken cerebral place of business
  03/31/26
Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, ...
Odious stain
  03/30/26
What did he say the next morning when he was looking for the...
house-broken cerebral place of business
  03/31/26
Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shi...
Odious stain
  03/31/26
180
Yellow orchestra pit
  04/06/26
seems life affirming
electric shaky stage
  03/31/26
any ass play?
Laughsome violet yarmulke
  03/31/26
OP still can’t walk right
blue beta lodge pozpig
  03/31/26
Where are we on those pics?
Aphrodisiac whorehouse
  04/06/26


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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Zippy Talented Athletic Conference

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have a huge cock - bigger than she's ever been with. She was in love. She said the following: "You wanna grab the back of my head and face fuck me?" After she let me use her face like a pussy she starts stroking it really fast and says "i like it when you goon for me. Fucking goon for me. Give me that nut all over my pretty face" and I just lost it. Hadn't jerked it in maybe 5-6 days so it was an absolutely massive load.

Gonna take pics next time and poast 'em.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781641)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: milky double fault

State how you met said redhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781651)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: irradiated frisky ticket booth selfie

online chatboard. moniker "doobs".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781653)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Diverse Base Prole



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781909)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:49 AM
Author: Yellow orchestra pit

nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stinkerella" and it was just him in a tutu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782364)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Zippy Talented Athletic Conference

met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged there to celebrate friend's divorce. she was there with a group of like 20+ girls from her school. the DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words ("wowww, you really just rapped the last 3 songs. clock it!"... i replied 'wanna come to our table and hit my weed pen?')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781661)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: milky double fault

Fuck her that night?

Any coke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781665)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Zippy Talented Athletic Conference

No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for drinks and dinner the next night and sealed the deal

No coke for me. I have some myocardial fibrosis from all the blow I did from 14 to 35. These days I’ll eat a ton of gummies (75-100mg THC), chug 2-3 Celsius and do a double or even a triple of Zyn 12s to get a nice buzz going before I start drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781843)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: vengeful vivacious organic girlfriend box office

She had a fake id or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781905)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bull Headed Theater

lol that has to be way worse for you than coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49783991)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: cracking mahogany knife

LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026. Just fanfic from an old millennial who still thinks that sounds cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782046)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Spectacular walnut dilemma factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782629)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Racy lake reading party mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782636)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: house-broken cerebral place of business

"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words"

You: "CAN I GET AN ENCORE, DO YA WANT MORE, COOKIN' RAW WITH THE BROOKLYN BOY!"

Her: *Panties drenched*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782057)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782068)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask

If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782071)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Histrionic bearded indian lodge haunted graveyard

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782733)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49783362)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired cruise ship

I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782634)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling incel

Pics or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781746)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed jew

Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon” means but I hope you assertively pulled her hair and told her to learn proper dirty talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781839)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Geriatric electric furnace

Nobody says this irl especially females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781962)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed jew

Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more thing to add to the list of shit to watch out for in my teens texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782030)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: iridescent meetinghouse internal respiration

yeah I lied about my age doofus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781840)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: boyish bearded volcanic crater

I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781951)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: contagious goal in life

I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781958)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling incel

Or treat their ass like a face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49781985)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782066)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: Yellow orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782365)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: salmon exciting idiot round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782728)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: house-broken cerebral place of business

Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782038)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782608)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Vigorous Pocket Flask

is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782067)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz brunch ceo

can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782070)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782092)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: Peach arousing fanboi

Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective dream girl and was really nervous but ended up playing it just right plus a lot of luck and got her in my living room. I’ll never forget pulling her panties off while she giggled and spreading her ass so ready to plow my face in. But it smelled like vinegar and had kinda like herpes blisters everywhere? Like all over the place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782083)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: house-broken cerebral place of business

ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782512)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Odious stain

Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, I peeled the teal panties (not flame) off that intern and pocketed them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: house-broken cerebral place of business

What did he say the next morning when he was looking for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782513)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Odious stain

Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shit and he has to purchase them from the Temple back home in SLC. I dunno I wasn't listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49783348)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: Yellow orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49796903)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: electric shaky stage

seems life affirming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782612)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Laughsome violet yarmulke

any ass play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49782638)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: blue beta lodge pozpig

OP still can’t walk right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49784010)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac whorehouse

Where are we on those pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49796920)