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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: bronze heady liquid oxygen multi-billionaire ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Titillating disgusting pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Lime coffee pot My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: sticky razzle-dazzle corner boiling water "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: ultramarine crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: sticky razzle-dazzle corner boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Magical wild sex offender I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Magical wild sex offender our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Flirting Out-of-control Stain Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: bistre twinkling uncleanness cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Arousing red whorehouse jew aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Comical church building Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: aphrodisiac elastic band Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: wonderful pozpig area Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Comical church building Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Boltzmann Lodge It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Titillating disgusting pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Spruce laser beams sweet tailpipe [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Boltzmann Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Boltzmann Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: cyan slap-happy queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Citrine philosopher-king puppy *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Citrine philosopher-king puppy *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Citrine philosopher-king puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Citrine philosopher-king puppy o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: geriatric offensive hairy legs <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639794) |