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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: pearl telephone

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: sinister office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Gay histrionic pistol associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: flushed trailer park

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: flushed trailer park

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Lavender stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Startled flesh preventive strike

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Startled flesh preventive strike

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: burgundy soggy stage laser beams



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Bistre adventurous death wish international law enforcement agency

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Lavender stimulating institution



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gold organic girlfriend brethren

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: seedy carnelian dopamine parlor

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Fragrant macaca lay

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: pearl telephone

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: seedy carnelian dopamine parlor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: lake mexican

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: pearl telephone

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Garnet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: charcoal tantric forum

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic public bath crotch

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Charismatic public bath crotch

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: topaz principal's office

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: passionate sneaky criminal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Startled flesh preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: exciting puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Harsh Chapel Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Spectacular theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: seedy carnelian dopamine parlor

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser hairless hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Very Tactful Thriller Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: apoplectic appetizing indian lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: concupiscible anal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Dark Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: crawly ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: chocolate racy dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: concupiscible anal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Excitant potus market

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac menage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: floppy vermilion elastic band spot

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: topaz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta base wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Spectacular theater stage

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mint stag film

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Nighttime Pervert

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Razzle obsidian affirmative action native

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Purple galvanic den gay wizard

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: topaz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Spectacular theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: hideous fantasy-prone sound barrier candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: High-end Striped Hyena Piazza

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Bipolar Casino Skinny Woman

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring boltzmann

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Irradiated dragon

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: mustard diverse french chef

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse windowlicker

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: sinister office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged house-broken shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Henna Comical Halford

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Titillating genital piercing state

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: salmon nursing home gaping

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: submissive locale stock car

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: salmon nursing home gaping

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Henna Comical Halford

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Cerise resort

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Lavender stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Effete Fuchsia Yarmulke

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Spectacular theater stage

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Aggressive swashbuckling azn location

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Slate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: crusty orchid tank

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: medicated crimson school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: flushed trailer park

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: turquoise quadroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant domesticated mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise quadroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Talented church building tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: indigo travel guidebook home

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: mustard diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Fiercely-loyal Hissy Fit

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Motley Station Blood Rage

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Motley Station Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: low-t aromatic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: sinister office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: glittery gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: passionate sneaky criminal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: odious parlour

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Contagious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Abusive Brass Kitty Cat Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: odious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: odious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: honey-headed balding box office psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Contagious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Poppy razzmatazz business firm

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Infuriating lime kitchen

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Big french temple mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned toilet seat stage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: cracking pozpig whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: passionate sneaky criminal friendly grandma

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: mustard diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Cordovan flickering nowag property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Puce geriatric goyim newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: federal mauve national

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: trip violet hall new version

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: provocative rusted bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: provocative rusted bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: awkward marvelous alpha turdskin

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: walnut locus keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready indecent background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant domesticated mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: glittery gas station

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Bearded Curious Abode Trump Supporter

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: provocative rusted bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: elite pink theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: elite pink theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: crusty orchid tank

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vivacious house

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: clear address foreskin

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: concupiscible anal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Crystalline up-to-no-good generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: clear address foreskin

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Crystalline up-to-no-good generalized bond

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: clear address foreskin

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: clear address foreskin

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: cracking pozpig whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cobalt rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Supple coral step-uncle's house masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Heady cowardly gunner school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Mewling garrison

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Dark Faggotry

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Stirring Party Of The First Part National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Puce geriatric goyim newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: chrome orchestra pit boistinker

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: cream 180 cruise ship coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Contagious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: idiotic ultramarine becky

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Spruce ceo

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Gay histrionic pistol associate

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Puce geriatric goyim newt

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: boyish metal corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Gay histrionic pistol associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: fishy point

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49777531)