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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: tantric coiffed church building ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Violent center masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Thriller Know-it-all Hunting Ground Turdskin My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Elite adventurous den "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: aphrodisiac theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Elite adventurous den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43525655) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Fuchsia Stimulating Old Irish Cottage I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Fuchsia Stimulating Old Irish Cottage our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: bearded therapy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: amber rigor preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: red 180 market aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: poppy shivering ape Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Flushed multi-colored field fortuitous meteor Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Marvelous Karate Macaca Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: poppy shivering ape Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: odious potus house It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: brindle pea-brained double fault [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#43514420) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: odious potus house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Galvanic painfully honest business firm dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Translucent mildly autistic international law enforcement agency *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Translucent mildly autistic international law enforcement agency *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Translucent mildly autistic international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Translucent mildly autistic international law enforcement agency o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Submissive parlor boltzmann <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49639794) |