Date: December 6th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant maize dopamine party of the first part
The other day, while trying to open one of my 100+ poast threads, I accidentally clicked on some pumos puny 7 poast thread about some “Dhar Mann” video.
I realized this guy has the same hustle as me, so I sent him an e-mail and we’re totally going to a video together.
It’s going be to called “Insurance Adjuster Rejects Claim; Instantly Regrets It.”
It’s gonna star me (as a fictional version of myself), one of my pornstar clients (as the accident victim) and Paralegal Peter (as the insurance adjuster).
It’s gonna feature me calmly yet aggressively explaining how the insurance company needs to immediately tender policy limits or face a world of pain.
Paralegal Peter is just going to be laughing the whole time before making a jerkoff offer (I’m thinking $420 or maybe $69.69) before walking out.
Video then cuts to Peter to driving whole texting his boss about he thinks we’re gonna cave like pussies. Video then cuts to Peter’s POV as he’s about to ram into a wall at speed (my laser tag buddy knows a few Hollywood stunt guys so this will be very realistic).
We then cut to Peter laid up in the hospital - he’s been in a coma for two weeks.
He picks up his phone - he has two voicemails:
-One from his boss screaming at him that the policy is now open and he’s fired for costing the company millions of dollars.
-One from me saying sorry about your accident and to email me if wants to file suit.
Shot then cuts to black with my firm logo and contact info - we’ll also send out some limited edition Dhar Mann/CSLG t-shirts to some new subscribers- gonna be epic.
I figure this will be bring in a bunch of new clients - most of them will be probably be shit, but that’s why I have my firm with Kenny lol. I’m guessing my other YouTube videos (my anime mashups and power lifts) will blow up bigly too. 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248192&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#45592988)