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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
180 legend
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Amethyst Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Filthy temple
  03/02/24
...
primrose excitant den pervert
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Amethyst Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Amethyst Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
lmao
cowardly senate
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
sapphire hall death wish
  03/03/24
...
Awkward Philosopher-king Legal Warrant
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Cordovan stock car
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
180 legend
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
180 legend
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
stirring reading party
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Flushed garrison
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
saffron adventurous friendly grandma
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Arousing sienna prole
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Avocado office toaster
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
pink stage
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Topaz razzle-dazzle theater stage skinny woman
  03/02/24
...
blue telephone
  03/02/24
...
Maroon motley dilemma
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
blue telephone
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Maroon motley dilemma
  03/02/24
...
cowardly senate
  03/03/24
...
marvelous mexican
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Violent alpha
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
180 legend
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Bossy Love Of Her Life
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
180 legend
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Bossy Love Of Her Life
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
hairraiser abode double fault
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
180 legend
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
crawly kitchen
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
180 legend
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
rose filthpig
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
carnelian macaca
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
180 legend
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Histrionic Sepia Parlor Cuckold
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Flushed garrison
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
pink stage
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
stirring reading party
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
pink stage
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Abnormal Chapel Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
contagious startled kitty psychic
  03/03/24
"shit"
Avocado office toaster
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
contagious startled kitty psychic
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Fishy curious fanboi
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
racy lay
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
deep startling native digit ratio
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
magical genital piercing stag film
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
180 legend
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Rambunctious Gaping
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
180 legend
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
180 legend
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Cordovan stock car
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
contagious startled kitty psychic
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Cream address
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
180 legend
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Cream address
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
180 legend
  03/11/24
...
Drunken School Mother
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
stirring reading party
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Up-to-no-good buff piazza
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
pink stage
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
pink stage
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Arousing sienna prole
  03/11/24
...
Up-to-no-good buff piazza
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
120
translucent dragon
  03/11/24
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Awkward Philosopher-king Legal Warrant
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
180 legend
  03/12/24
...
Mind-boggling institution dog poop
  03/12/24
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cerebral greedy locus
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
180 legend
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
maize aromatic plaza
  03/13/24
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vibrant ticket booth jap
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Talented snowy jew house
  03/13/24
...
primrose excitant den pervert
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
maize aromatic plaza
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Up-to-no-good buff piazza
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Geriatric cracking meetinghouse mediation
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Fishy curious fanboi
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
racy lay
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Rambunctious Gaping
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
vibrant ticket booth jap
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
180 legend
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Flushed garrison
  03/13/24
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180 legend
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
maize aromatic plaza
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
180 legend
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Flushed garrison
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
180 legend
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
primrose excitant den pervert
  03/16/24
...
Drunken School Mother
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
dun exciting gay wizard
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Impertinent painfully honest useless brakes
  03/16/24
...
stirring reading party
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
racy lay
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Big Box Office
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Mind-boggling institution dog poop
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: 180 legend

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Sneaky Criminal

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Filthy temple

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: primrose excitant den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Sneaky Criminal

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Sneaky Criminal

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: cowardly senate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: sapphire hall death wish

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Awkward Philosopher-king Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Cordovan stock car

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: 180 legend

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: 180 legend

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: stirring reading party

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Flushed garrison

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: saffron adventurous friendly grandma

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Arousing sienna prole

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Avocado office toaster

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: pink stage

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Topaz razzle-dazzle theater stage skinny woman

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: blue telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Maroon motley dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: blue telephone

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Maroon motley dilemma

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: cowardly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: marvelous mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Violent alpha

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: 180 legend

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Bossy Love Of Her Life

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: 180 legend

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Bossy Love Of Her Life

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: hairraiser abode double fault

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruel-hearted faggotry black woman

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: 180 legend

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: crawly kitchen

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: 180 legend

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: rose filthpig

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: carnelian macaca

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: 180 legend

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Sepia Parlor Cuckold

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Flushed garrison

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: pink stage

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: stirring reading party

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: pink stage

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Abnormal Chapel Dingle Berry

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: contagious startled kitty psychic

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Avocado office toaster

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Trip erotic principal's office trump supporter

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Orchid odious hominid national security agency

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Diverse Coiffed Center

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Puce abusive goal in life coffee pot

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: contagious startled kitty psychic

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Fishy curious fanboi

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: racy lay

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: deep startling native digit ratio

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: magical genital piercing stag film

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: 180 legend

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious Gaping

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: 180 legend

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood national clown

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: 180 legend

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Cordovan stock car

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: contagious startled kitty psychic

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Cream address

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: 180 legend

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Cream address

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: 180 legend

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Drunken School Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: stirring reading party

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good buff piazza

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: pink stage

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: pink stage

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Arousing sienna prole

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good buff piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Cream address

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: translucent dragon

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Awkward Philosopher-king Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: 180 legend

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: cerebral greedy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: 180 legend

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: maize aromatic plaza

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: vibrant ticket booth jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Talented snowy jew house

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: primrose excitant den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: maize aromatic plaza

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good buff piazza

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Geriatric cracking meetinghouse mediation

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Fishy curious fanboi

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: racy lay

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious Gaping

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant ticket booth jap

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: 180 legend

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Flushed garrison

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: insane galvanic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cyan gunner step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Bronze boyish personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Drunken School Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Glittery depressive tanning salon

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap rigpig

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: 180 legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: maize aromatic plaza

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: 180 legend

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Drab haunting forum azn

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Flushed garrison

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: angry internal respiration gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: 180 legend

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: primrose excitant den pervert

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Drunken School Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Mahogany Private Investor Stage

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: dull candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: dun exciting gay wizard

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Impertinent painfully honest useless brakes

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: racy lay

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Big Box Office

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution dog poop

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: azure vengeful trailer park

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Talented snowy jew house

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Cream address

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Lascivious police squad main people

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49545077)