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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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razzmatazz roast beef
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Ivory misanthropic piazza party of the first part
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Ivory misanthropic piazza party of the first part
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razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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Lake Stirring School
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
razzmatazz roast beef
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Charismatic green dilemma volcanic crater
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Glassy university mother
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Flesh Fanboi
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Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Mischievous Point Voyeur
  09/18/24
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Passionate buck-toothed mental disorder
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
sick incel den
  09/18/24
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Mischievous Point Voyeur
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Olive legal warrant
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Autistic silver bbw
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Lascivious Red Office Mediation
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Coral Costumed Principal's Office
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razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Vivacious Orchestra Pit
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Vivacious Orchestra Pit
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Vivacious Orchestra Pit
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Histrionic regret immigrant
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
fragrant community account institution
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Bonkers Center
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Coral Costumed Principal's Office
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Bonkers Center
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Coral Costumed Principal's Office
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Bonkers Center
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Coral Costumed Principal's Office
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Bonkers Center
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
razzmatazz roast beef
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Bonkers Center
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Ivory misanthropic piazza party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Ivory misanthropic piazza party of the first part

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Chocolate odious trump supporter

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Azure pozpig personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Lake Stirring School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Hateful titillating house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic green dilemma volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Glassy university mother

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Flesh Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Autistic silver bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Point Voyeur

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Passionate buck-toothed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: sick incel den

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Mischievous Point Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Olive legal warrant

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Autistic silver bbw



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Red Office Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Coral Costumed Principal's Office

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Orchestra Pit

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Orchestra Pit

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Orchestra Pit

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Histrionic regret immigrant

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: fragrant community account institution

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Coral Costumed Principal's Office

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Center

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Coral Costumed Principal's Office

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Center

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Coral Costumed Principal's Office

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Bonkers Center

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Coral Costumed Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=my#49340186)