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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Sable national security agency spot
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
glassy comical space pocket flask
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Sable national security agency spot
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
glassy comical space pocket flask
  08/14/26
No you
Sable national security agency spot
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
fantasy-prone mind-boggling brunch mad cow disease
  08/14/26
(marcion)
curious wine mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Lavender anal hospital
  08/14/26
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glassy comical space pocket flask
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
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Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Provocative cumskin
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
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glassy comical space pocket flask
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claret big liquid oxygen
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carnelian lodge
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if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
haunting cracking background story
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
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  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
haunting cracking background story
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
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  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
haunting cracking background story
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
mauve house-broken faggot firefighter
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
scarlet corner pisswyrm
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
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  08/14/26
😲
scarlet corner pisswyrm
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
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  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
scarlet corner pisswyrm
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
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  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
glassy comical space pocket flask
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
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  08/14/26
Ghastly
Low-t Senate
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Wild Topaz Menage
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
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  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
chartreuse people who are hurt turdskin
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
navy stage
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Sable national security agency spot
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Well-lubricated cerebral locale
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Well-lubricated cerebral locale
  08/15/26
...
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  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
titillating regret kitty
  08/15/26
Factual
Costumed bawdyhouse
  08/15/26
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glassy comical space pocket flask
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
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Woah. Fag
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  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone mind-boggling brunch mad cow disease

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: curious wine mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Lavender anal hospital

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Provocative cumskin

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: claret big liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: carnelian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: haunting cracking background story

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: haunting cracking background story

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: haunting cracking background story

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: mauve house-broken faggot firefighter

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: scarlet corner pisswyrm

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: scarlet corner pisswyrm

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: scarlet corner pisswyrm

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Low-t Senate

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Wild Topaz Menage

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: chartreuse people who are hurt turdskin

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: navy stage

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated cerebral locale

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated cerebral locale

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Sable national security agency spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: titillating regret kitty

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Costumed bawdyhouse

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: glassy comical space pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Costumed bawdyhouse

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Sable national security agency spot

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070112)