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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
filthy pisswyrm
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
godawful duck-like voyeur
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
elite blathering corner
  12/12/25
...
Stubborn Hairraiser Locale
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Motley Telephone Orchestra Pit
  12/12/25
easy
Spruce theater stage partner
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Stubborn Hairraiser Locale
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
salmon sanctuary half-breed
  12/12/25
...
Idiotic Cyan Stead Son Of Senegal
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor
  12/12/25
...
Spectacular lodge roommate
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Bespoke Appetizing Stage Factory Reset Button
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Aqua Set
  12/12/25
...
godawful duck-like voyeur
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
filthy pisswyrm
  12/12/25
...
glassy faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Yapping Legend
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
aromatic alcoholic lay
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
fiercely-loyal brunch
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Soul-stirring Trump Supporter
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor
  12/12/25
tp.
fiercely-loyal brunch
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Cowardly Curious Den
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Soul-stirring Trump Supporter
  12/12/25
who is that
Cowardly Curious Den
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
salmon sanctuary half-breed
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
salmon sanctuary half-breed
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
cerebral mood trailer park
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Nofapping police squad
  12/12/25
cr
Stubborn Hairraiser Locale
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Motley Telephone Orchestra Pit
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
wine stage striped hyena
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
elite blathering corner
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
wine stage striped hyena
  12/12/25
...
Stubborn Hairraiser Locale
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
talented frozen property kitty
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
crimson dysfunction
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
stirring hospital clown
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: filthy pisswyrm

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: godawful duck-like voyeur

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: elite blathering corner

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Motley Telephone Orchestra Pit

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage partner

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Locale

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: salmon sanctuary half-breed

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Idiotic Cyan Stead Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Appetizing Stage Factory Reset Button

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Aqua Set

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: godawful duck-like voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: filthy pisswyrm

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: glassy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Yapping Legend

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: aromatic alcoholic lay

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brunch

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Trump Supporter

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cerise Heady Indian Lodge Private Investor

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brunch

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Cowardly Curious Den

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Trump Supporter

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Curious Den

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: salmon sanctuary half-breed

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: salmon sanctuary half-breed

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cerebral mood trailer park

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Nofapping police squad

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Locale

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Motley Telephone Orchestra Pit

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: wine stage striped hyena

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: elite blathering corner

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: wine stage striped hyena

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: talented frozen property kitty

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: crimson dysfunction

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: stirring hospital clown

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506164)