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Vigorous patrolman
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
Vigorous patrolman
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
Vigorous patrolman
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
Vigorous patrolman
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slate spectacular church building
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arousing hairless rigor
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
Beta Chartreuse Regret
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Unnnnngh
Cocky Point
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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
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  12/15/25
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Vigorous patrolman
  12/15/25
JFC
Light affirmative action
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Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
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Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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Only fans obviously
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  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Vigorous patrolman



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Vigorous patrolman

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Vigorous patrolman

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Very Tactful Know-it-all Son Of Senegal Fortuitous Meteor

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Vigorous patrolman

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: slate spectacular church building



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: arousing hairless rigor



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Beta Chartreuse Regret

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Cocky Point

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: violet degenerate piazza

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Vigorous patrolman

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3y ago

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Light affirmative action

JFC

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Autistic Up-to-no-good New Version Heaven

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: khaki theater stage

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous patrolman



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Light affirmative action

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Autistic Up-to-no-good New Version Heaven

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Brilliant wonderful parlour

Imagine the smell.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: heady purple milk

Only fans obviously

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