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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
seedy odious prole associate
  12/14/25
the poasters
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
contagious clear office
  12/13/25
...
glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
Jade Garrison Laser Beams
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Exciting cruise ship
  12/12/25
which ones
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/12/25
...
cocky multi-colored gaping
  12/12/25
tp
Mind-boggling theatre
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
Chrome marvelous jewess pervert
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
Histrionic Cumskin Psychic
  12/13/25
...
Bright Corner
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Titillating bbw trailer park
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
Learning disabled magenta trust fund
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Zombie-like Internal Respiration Nowag
  12/12/25
...
avocado brethren
  12/13/25
...
contagious clear office
  12/13/25
...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
Heady hilarious theater
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
Milky Bateful Multi-billionaire
  12/13/25
?
Disgusting Pit
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
Disgusting Pit
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
Citrine Trip Crackhouse
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Chocolate concupiscible public bath place of business
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
Milky Bateful Multi-billionaire
  12/13/25
...
razzle-dazzle milk
  12/13/25
...
orange gas station travel guidebook
  12/13/25
...
bearded sable sex offender jew
  12/13/25
...
seedy odious prole associate
  12/14/25
...
Splenetic azure kitchen
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Learning disabled magenta trust fund
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
transparent sweet tailpipe
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/13/25
ty
transparent sweet tailpipe
  12/14/25
...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
Appetizing community account
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Splenetic azure kitchen
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
Bright Corner
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/14/25
poerkan
glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king
  12/14/25
...
transparent sweet tailpipe
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: seedy odious prole associate

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious clear office

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Jade Garrison Laser Beams

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting cruise ship

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Chrome marvelous jewess pervert

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Cumskin Psychic

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Bright Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating bbw trailer park

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Learning disabled magenta trust fund

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Internal Respiration Nowag

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious clear office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Heady hilarious theater

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Milky Bateful Multi-billionaire

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Disgusting Pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Disgusting Pit

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Citrine Trip Crackhouse

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Chocolate concupiscible public bath place of business

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Milky Bateful Multi-billionaire

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: orange gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: bearded sable sex offender jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: seedy odious prole associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Splenetic azure kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Learning disabled magenta trust fund

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Appetizing community account

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Splenetic azure kitchen

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Bright Corner

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Swollen Yapping Parlor Windowlicker

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: glittery outnumbered faggotry philosopher-king

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49510939)