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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/08/25
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Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Spectacular greedy heaven
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Milky Sex Offender
  12/12/25
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burgundy nursing home son of senegal
  12/17/25
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Aquamarine comical potus pisswyrm
  12/17/25
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violent smoky address
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
disturbing faggotry trump supporter
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
disturbing faggotry trump supporter
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Alcoholic Vigorous Site
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
navy charismatic range
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/18/25
lol
dark racy codepig
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
navy charismatic range
  12/17/25
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Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
burgundy nursing home son of senegal
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
dark racy codepig
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
burgundy nursing home son of senegal
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
burgundy nursing home son of senegal
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
maize diverse liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Crawly Beady-eyed Gaping Resort
  12/17/25
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Copper Yarmulke
  12/17/25
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histrionic vermilion toaster
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Rambunctious Masturbator
  12/17/25
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Marvelous lemon depressive ape
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party
  12/17/25
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Coiffed kitty
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Lascivious theater
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
maize diverse liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
maize diverse liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Talented shaky corn cake
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Lascivious theater
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
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Talented shaky corn cake
  12/17/25
I am not!
Lascivious theater
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Provocative Crimson Nowag Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Spectacular greedy heaven

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Milky Sex Offender

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine comical potus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: violent smoky address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: disturbing faggotry trump supporter

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: disturbing faggotry trump supporter

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Vigorous Site

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: navy charismatic range

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: dark racy codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: navy charismatic range

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home son of senegal

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: dark racy codepig

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home son of senegal

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home son of senegal

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: maize diverse liquid oxygen

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Crawly Beady-eyed Gaping Resort

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Copper Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: histrionic vermilion toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious Masturbator

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Marvelous lemon depressive ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Drab fiercely-loyal pistol reading party

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Coiffed kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious theater

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: maize diverse liquid oxygen

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: maize diverse liquid oxygen

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed peach juggernaut corner

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Talented shaky corn cake

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Lascivious theater

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Talented shaky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Lascivious theater

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Provocative Crimson Nowag Keepsake Machete

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49518198)