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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Sexy location Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: gaped lake legend lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Sexy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Judgmental plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Sexy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Twinkling apoplectic address but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: gaped lake legend lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Bateful philosopher-king if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Bateful philosopher-king jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Flesh preventive strike holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: self-centered rambunctious pit Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: Wine Fear-inspiring Laser Beams checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: massive indirect expression Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: heady toaster orchestra pit what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: massive indirect expression No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Bateful philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Sapphire stead pistol wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Twinkling apoplectic address https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: coral church windowlicker I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Twinkling apoplectic address I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470755) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490241) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: house-broken floppy theatre lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: misunderstood marvelous chapel macaca Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: exciting dilemma "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: Histrionic self-absorbed stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482632) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: odious pea-brained personal credit line property Approved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490026) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: gaped lake legend lay Is this XO approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490030) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490766) |