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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
adventurous plum doctorate
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
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  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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canary disrespectful nursing home
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
adventurous plum doctorate
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
mind-boggling dilemma dog poop
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
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  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
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  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
spectacular cruise ship
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
adventurous plum doctorate
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Sable arrogant idiot
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what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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mind-boggling dilemma dog poop
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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lol, not flame
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Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Is this XO approved?
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It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: adventurous plum doctorate

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Provocative Gay Wizard Cumskin

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: canary disrespectful nursing home



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Provocative Gay Wizard Cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Stubborn milky abode mediation



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Provocative Gay Wizard Cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating Cruel-hearted Crotch

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: adventurous plum doctorate

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: canary disrespectful nursing home



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma dog poop

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: adventurous plum doctorate

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma dog poop

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Naked senate

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: motley cuckold water buffalo

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: adventurous plum doctorate

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sable arrogant idiot

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ruddy aromatic corner

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sable arrogant idiot

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser station filthpig

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Titillating Cruel-hearted Crotch

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fishy university striped hyena

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Titillating Cruel-hearted Crotch

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Cyan deranged forum electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sadistic mildly autistic business firm telephone

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac coral dysfunction sanctuary

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: 180 french chef international law enforcement agency

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar party of the first part house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: dun racy wrinkle

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: canary disrespectful nursing home

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: adventurous plum doctorate

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490766)