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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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Moar!
Silver stage
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Sable mischievous deer antler
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Sable mischievous deer antler
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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(Chip Kelly)
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Gold juggernaut property
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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beady-eyed drunken parlour
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Sable mischievous deer antler
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Sable mischievous deer antler
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Silver stage
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
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That hurt bro.
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
bistre quadroon bawdyhouse
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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bateful insecure queen of the night garrison
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
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provocative purple senate
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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go Get Em!
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180
Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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180^180
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk
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underrated
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Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk
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Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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Sable mischievous deer antler
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
Sable mischievous deer antler
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Drab Range
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Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk
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irradiated lay foreskin
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
White chapel
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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Happy Friday, brothers.
Sepia gaped institution
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Sable mischievous deer antler
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Sepia gaped institution
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Silver stage
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slate comical round eye depressive
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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painfully honest center shitlib
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Excitant Business Firm
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needed more golden retrievers
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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Sepia gaped institution
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CR.
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i really like it here
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Woah CR friend :-)
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Gay harsh legend

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic theatre

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: bistre quadroon bawdyhouse

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Silver stage

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: mint persian multi-billionaire

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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Temple Gay Wizard

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: stirring coiffed whorehouse

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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: irate main people

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Silver stage

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: talking clown affirmative action

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bronze newt brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: fantasy-prone domesticated macaca indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed drunken parlour

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: talking clown affirmative action

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: talking clown affirmative action

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Violent black pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: bronze newt brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Aqua hall immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: irate main people

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Cerebral crystalline locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Gay harsh legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Vigorous crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: lilac seedy parlor

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Emerald out-of-control personal credit line goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: irate main people

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Gold juggernaut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Hot University Indirect Expression

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Sepia gaped institution

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: irate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Copper hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst piazza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Gold juggernaut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Histrionic chad toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Gay harsh legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: indigo knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: bistre quadroon bawdyhouse

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Cocky Keepsake Machete Menage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: passionate khaki trailer park laser beams

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Lemon sexy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Crawly Market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Bipolar swashbuckling potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: ivory talented windowlicker forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: nighttime space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: sienna giraffe mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Aqua hall immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Stubborn trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Sepia gaped institution

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: bateful insecure queen of the night garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal incel plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Opaque karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: concupiscible bespoke puppy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: confused halford idea he suggested

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: rambunctious aphrodisiac cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed drunken parlour

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: big public bath

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Silver stage

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Sepia gaped institution

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Vivacious peach rehab

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: bisexual dashing field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Drab Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome resort

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: French hairy legs principal's office

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: bistre quadroon bawdyhouse

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl theater stage

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Cerise thriller fat ankles

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: bateful insecure queen of the night garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cerise thriller fat ankles

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cerise thriller fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: supple pistol mediation

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: thirsty blue stain tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Cerise thriller fat ankles

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Haunting Stead

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cerise thriller fat ankles

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Demanding metal bbw coffee pot

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: bull headed electric stag film fanboi

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: bull headed electric stag film fanboi

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bronze newt brethren

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: mint persian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: provocative purple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: supple pistol mediation

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Brilliant exciting abode cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vigorous crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Lemon sexy hell

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: passionate khaki trailer park laser beams

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: twinkling charismatic weed whacker

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vigorous crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: swollen ticket booth

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Doobsian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned soul-stirring sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Sick Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Lemon sexy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse Multi-colored Theater Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Aqua hall immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Crawly Market

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: tripping heady national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Marvelous disrespectful antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Opaque karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Aqua hall immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: mustard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Cocky Keepsake Machete Menage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Lemon sexy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: primrose state idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Sepia gaped institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Vivacious peach rehab

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: racy jet generalized bond

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Lemon sexy hell

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: territorial old irish cottage international law enforcement agency

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: rambunctious aphrodisiac cumskin

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: impertinent red alpha blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Drab Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: deep crusty black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Orchid Razzle-dazzle Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: irradiated lay foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: White chapel

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Sepia gaped institution

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Sepia gaped institution

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Silver stage

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Diverse Casino Candlestick Maker

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Step-uncle's House Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Sepia gaped institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Sable mischievous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Tantric bright dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: 180 corner jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Step-uncle's House Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Trip Ceo

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: spruce glittery church mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: arousing erotic nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: grizzly know-it-all school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: spruce glittery church mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: zombie-like nibblets site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: aromatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: fragrant hominid community account

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: disturbing sapphire telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: sienna giraffe mad cow disease

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: fishy stimulating meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: topaz degenerate

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: navy dog poop

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: mauve hairraiser rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Onyx Cruise Ship Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Opaque karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Step-uncle's House Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: slate comical round eye depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Ruby hospital national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Carnelian party of the first part really tough guy

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Violet Fluffy Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Pale dilemma

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Hilarious amber faggotry native

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone boistinker french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  Sanctuary Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Gold juggernaut property

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Gold juggernaut property

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone boistinker french chef

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Gold juggernaut property

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Henna slap-happy prole partner

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  library sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Zippy Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: thirsty blue stain tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: painfully honest center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Aqua hall immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: odious offensive stage codepig



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Ruby hospital national security agency



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