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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
grizzly patrolman incel
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Obsidian Big Native
  03/24/25
yep
curious marketing idea
  03/24/25
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Topaz Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  03/24/25
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Puce friendly grandma selfie
  03/24/25
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crimson talented stag film
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
lilac tantric potus
  03/24/25
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Sooty chad
  03/24/25
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Trip jet station cuckoldry
  03/24/25
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sinister den kitty
  03/24/25
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Stubborn gaping wagecucks
  03/26/25
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embarrassed to the bone motley round eye main people
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
beady-eyed knife
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Passionate Coldplay Fan
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
canary ticket booth degenerate
  03/24/25
titcr
Tan submissive heaven tank
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Obsidian Big Native
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Tan submissive heaven tank
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Swashbuckling brindle private investor
  03/24/25
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curious marketing idea
  03/24/25
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Sooty chad
  03/24/25
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sienna kitty cat piazza
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
beady-eyed knife
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
lilac tantric potus
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Sooty chad
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Seedy trust fund depressive
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Sooty chad
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Seedy trust fund depressive
  03/24/25
...
sienna kitty cat piazza
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
appetizing church building headpube
  03/24/25
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Soul-stirring Adulterous Principal's Office
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Seedy trust fund depressive
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
painfully honest arousing area
  03/24/25
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embarrassed to the bone motley round eye main people
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Free-loading Dysfunction Dilemma
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Maize histrionic sneaky criminal
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
lascivious market
  03/24/25
...
lascivious market
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Obsidian Big Native
  03/27/25
lol
grizzly patrolman incel
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Seedy trust fund depressive
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: grizzly patrolman incel

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Obsidian Big Native

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: curious marketing idea

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Topaz Charismatic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776891)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Puce friendly grandma selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776911)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: crimson talented stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776913)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lilac tantric potus

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sooty chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Trip jet station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: sinister den kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48778644)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Stubborn gaping wagecucks

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley round eye main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed knife

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Passionate Coldplay Fan

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: canary ticket booth degenerate

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Tan submissive heaven tank

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Obsidian Big Native

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Tan submissive heaven tank

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling brindle private investor

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: curious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Sooty chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: sienna kitty cat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed knife

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: lilac tantric potus

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Sooty chad

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Seedy trust fund depressive

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Sooty chad

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Seedy trust fund depressive

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: sienna kitty cat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: appetizing church building headpube

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Adulterous Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Seedy trust fund depressive

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: painfully honest arousing area

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley round eye main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Free-loading Dysfunction Dilemma

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Maize histrionic sneaky criminal

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: lascivious market

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Obsidian Big Native

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: grizzly patrolman incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Seedy trust fund depressive

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49493859)