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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Rusted digit ratio cuckold
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Rusted digit ratio cuckold
  10/17/25
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ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy
  10/17/25
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Fishy hyperactive stain death wish
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
jet parlor generalized bond
  10/17/25
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Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
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Arousing abode tank
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Filthy Locale
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
jet parlor generalized bond
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
jet parlor generalized bond
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
stirring effete multi-billionaire stage
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
sienna territorial faggotry
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
yapping flushed market
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
yapping flushed market
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Charismatic theater reading party
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
yapping flushed market
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Twisted autistic roommate internal respiration
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
odious gay wizard
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
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sepia stimulating national
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Charismatic theater reading party
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Vibrant Sanctuary Striped Hyena
  10/17/25
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Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
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sepia stimulating national
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy
  10/17/25
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Arousing abode tank
  10/17/25
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up-to-no-good senate becky
  10/18/25
lol
Startling Lettuce Stead
  10/18/25
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Galvanic set windowlicker
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
rose cuckoldry
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
rose cuckoldry
  10/17/25
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Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/17/25
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Fishy hyperactive stain death wish
  10/18/25
:(
Free-loading Green Goyim
  10/17/25
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Fragrant psychic business firm
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Cracking dull laser beams
  10/18/25
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dashing french chef
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Filthy Locale
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
iridescent locus
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
ruddy keepsake machete
  10/18/25
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Fragrant psychic business firm
  10/18/25
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jet parlor generalized bond
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
iridescent locus
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
jet parlor generalized bond
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
lilac temple
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Cobalt pontificating native milk
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Infuriating area
  10/18/25
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stirring effete multi-billionaire stage
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
rose cuckoldry
  10/18/25
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Charcoal swashbuckling heaven
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Rusted digit ratio cuckold

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Rusted digit ratio cuckold

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fishy hyperactive stain death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: jet parlor generalized bond

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Arousing abode tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Filthy Locale

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: jet parlor generalized bond

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: jet parlor generalized bond

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: stirring effete multi-billionaire stage

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: sienna territorial faggotry

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: yapping flushed market

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: yapping flushed market

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Charismatic theater reading party

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: yapping flushed market

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Twisted autistic roommate internal respiration

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: odious gay wizard

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: sepia stimulating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Charismatic theater reading party

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Sanctuary Striped Hyena

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: sepia stimulating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: ultramarine vigorous chapel really tough guy

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Arousing abode tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good senate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Startling Lettuce Stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Galvanic set windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: rose cuckoldry

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: rose cuckoldry

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Fishy hyperactive stain death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Free-loading Green Goyim

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Fragrant psychic business firm



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Cracking dull laser beams

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: dashing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Filthy Locale

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent locus

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruddy keepsake machete

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fragrant psychic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: jet parlor generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: iridescent locus

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: jet parlor generalized bond

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: lilac temple

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cobalt pontificating native milk

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Infuriating area

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: stirring effete multi-billionaire stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: rose cuckoldry

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49359746)