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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
sexy beta corner
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Well-lubricated laughsome point
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Cerise dashing kitchen
  12/12/25
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Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
ruddy ratface business firm
  12/12/25
easy
Spruce Mexican Juggernaut
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
...
violet yarmulke
  12/12/25
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spectacular hyperventilating ladyboy native
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Insanely creepy stage preventive strike
  12/12/25
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peach rigpig
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
talented idiot
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Titillating hospital party of the first part
  12/12/25
...
Well-lubricated laughsome point
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
sexy beta corner
  12/12/25
...
Harsh Deer Antler
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
mauve thriller round eye son of senegal
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Claret feces plaza
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Insanely creepy stage preventive strike
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
crusty chartreuse circlehead
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
mahogany 180 orchestra pit coldplay fan
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Insanely creepy stage preventive strike
  12/12/25
tp.
crusty chartreuse circlehead
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
high-end digit ratio dilemma
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
mahogany 180 orchestra pit coldplay fan
  12/12/25
who is that
high-end digit ratio dilemma
  12/12/25
...
violet yarmulke
  12/12/25
...
violet yarmulke
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
tantric swollen coffee pot chad
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Mischievous Puppy Fat Ankles
  12/12/25
cr
Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
ruddy ratface business firm
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Aqua Piazza
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Cerise dashing kitchen
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Aqua Piazza
  12/12/25
...
Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
bossy wagecucks cuckold
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
ebony razzmatazz famous landscape painting garrison
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
stirring office
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sexy beta corner

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome point

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Cerise dashing kitchen

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: ruddy ratface business firm

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Spruce Mexican Juggernaut

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: violet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating ladyboy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stage preventive strike

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: peach rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: talented idiot

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating hospital party of the first part

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sexy beta corner

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Harsh Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mauve thriller round eye son of senegal

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Claret feces plaza

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stage preventive strike

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: crusty chartreuse circlehead

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: mahogany 180 orchestra pit coldplay fan

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stage preventive strike

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: crusty chartreuse circlehead

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: high-end digit ratio dilemma

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: mahogany 180 orchestra pit coldplay fan

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: high-end digit ratio dilemma

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: violet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: violet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: tantric swollen coffee pot chad

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Puppy Fat Ankles

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: ruddy ratface business firm

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Aqua Piazza

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Cerise dashing kitchen

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Aqua Piazza

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bossy wagecucks cuckold

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: ebony razzmatazz famous landscape painting garrison

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: stirring office

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49506164)