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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Diverse corner knife
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Electric costumed site
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zombie-like exciting stag film
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sick menage
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
ungodly hyperventilating ceo
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Diverse corner knife
  11/29/25
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zombie-like exciting stag film
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
blathering fat ankles circlehead
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Diverse corner knife
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
blathering fat ankles circlehead
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Learning disabled razzle-dazzle pit azn
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
insecure national
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
laughsome location internal respiration
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Diverse corner knife
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
lascivious impressive church building
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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blathering fat ankles circlehead
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Fighting lodge messiness
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
ungodly hyperventilating ceo
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
floppy mischievous station sound barrier
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
ungodly hyperventilating ceo
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salmon locus telephone
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
poppy hominid
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Approved
Twisted Tanning Salon Brethren
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
zombie-like exciting stag film
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Diverse corner knife

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Electric costumed site

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: zombie-like exciting stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Electric costumed site



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sick menage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Electric costumed site



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: ungodly hyperventilating ceo

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Diverse corner knife

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: zombie-like exciting stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: blathering fat ankles circlehead

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse corner knife

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: blathering fat ankles circlehead

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Learning disabled razzle-dazzle pit azn

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: insecure national

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: laughsome location internal respiration

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Diverse corner knife

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: lascivious impressive church building

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Onyx Alcoholic Reading Party

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: lascivious impressive church building

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: blathering fat ankles circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Fighting lodge messiness

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: ungodly hyperventilating ceo

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: floppy mischievous station sound barrier

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: ungodly hyperventilating ceo

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: salmon locus telephone



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: poppy hominid

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Umber Bawdyhouse Old Irish Cottage

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Flickering state wrinkle

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mustard casino



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Twisted Tanning Salon Brethren

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: zombie-like exciting stag film

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Diverse corner knife

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#49490766)