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Corp lawyers, how does it feel wasting life doing paperwork that doesnt matter?

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thriller citrine school cafeteria
  08/12/26
it's way better than having a client call up and say like &q...
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  08/12/26
Much of "work" is to be able to afford to go out t...
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  08/12/26
(travel shrew)
thriller citrine school cafeteria
  08/13/26
i've resigned myself to this as well. i made my choice, it's...
Mind-boggling stage
  08/13/26
180, i like your plan for your kid
thriller citrine school cafeteria
  08/13/26
Corporate biglaw is 1,000,000x better than some shit back of...
Contagious Jewess School
  08/13/26
its a top 36% job for sure
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  08/13/26
Explain
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Shit pay, glacial advancement, dull colleagues, second class...
Contagious Jewess School
  08/13/26
Sounds bleak. How dull are the colleagues, though?
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  08/13/26
I was at a lunch cafe near some state and city govt building...
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Hello Obese Woman Madam Sir! Welcome to Jolibees, wld you li...
big tantric karate
  08/13/26
yeah but there's way moar hot chicks walking around though a...
Mind-boggling stage
  08/13/26
Matters that don't matter tp
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  08/13/26
pays ok
talented stubborn den goal in life
  08/13/26
on an hourly basis and have you factored your personal job-r...
Mind-boggling stage
  08/13/26
yes
talented stubborn den goal in life
  08/13/26
i appreciate op’s specification of “corporate&rd...
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Litigators aren't even people, so I didn't bother mentioning...
thriller citrine school cafeteria
  08/13/26
This poast could have been mine until I experienced the full...
Deranged haunting idea he suggested
  08/13/26
100%. If you can get into a corporate practice that deals wi...
Contagious Jewess School
  08/13/26
as if litigators are some alpha ppl doing actual COURTROOM D...
big tantric karate
  08/13/26
aren't you a litigatttor? youre posting makes so much more s...
Mind-boggling stage
  08/13/26
i shld have done corporate, i was so naive and stupid, but i...
big tantric karate
  08/13/26
Litigation is Hebraic, corporate is goy-coded. Litigation is...
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both of them are jewish u furking kike. everything is jewish...
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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: thriller citrine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50063088)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: trip mauve dilemma mad cow disease

it's way better than having a client call up and say like "hey remember that agreement we signed last year? something came up, can you pull it out and look this up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50063093)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: irradiated sexy crackhouse

Much of "work" is to be able to afford to go out to eat and go on vacations. The work itself is meaningless and dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50063177)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: thriller citrine school cafeteria

(travel shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065424)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage

i've resigned myself to this as well. i made my choice, it's completely devoid of any meaning, but i am enjoying the lifestyle. it's also getting easier as I move up and my skills become more valuable. i have pretty much given up on making equity partner.

my goal now is to steer my kid into something else. i have been drilling in her since she was young that she is required to open a cafe / art gallery that I can chill at in my old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065597)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: thriller citrine school cafeteria

180, i like your plan for your kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065699)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Contagious Jewess School

Corporate biglaw is 1,000,000x better than some shit back office job at a mega corp. You have no clue how bad it can be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065466)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: boyish fat ankles

its a top 36% job for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065468)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: hot exhilarant menage cuckold

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065484)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Contagious Jewess School

Shit pay, glacial advancement, dull colleagues, second class status / thankless job, get pigeonholed, need I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065535)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: hot exhilarant menage cuckold

Sounds bleak. How dull are the colleagues, though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065650)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: topaz stage kitty cat

I was at a lunch cafe near some state and city govt buildings recently and there was a table of 3 obese women talking about work drama and it somehow shifted to the Philippines and someone sending money and one boomer lady said "don't we still own that place?" "no" "i thought it was a territory still" "no it's a country they have their own presidents and politicians"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066176)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: big tantric karate

Hello Obese Woman Madam Sir! Welcome to Jolibees, wld you like to try 58 Chicken Joy Burgers Madam Sir? Thank u Madam Sir Sir!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066179)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage

yeah but there's way moar hot chicks walking around though amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066110)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon

Matters that don't matter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065467)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: talented stubborn den goal in life

pays ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065481)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage

on an hourly basis and have you factored your personal job-related medical expenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065601)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: talented stubborn den goal in life

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065792)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling saffron kitchen travel guidebook

i appreciate op’s specification of “corporate” lawyers, implying that jewishly bickering with other abrasive people is a trade that “matters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065558)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: thriller citrine school cafeteria

Litigators aren't even people, so I didn't bother mentioning them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065700)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Deranged haunting idea he suggested

This poast could have been mine until I experienced the full human centipede version of everything else this chaotic yet somehow dull profession has to offer.

There is a reason white shoe firms did corporate and nothing else. It can be interesting intellectually, the work can be learned, it addresses business directly and you get to work with business people.

Corporate litigation (outside a few specific niches) and corporate compliance and all the other swamplands are absolutely TTT and unworthy of consideration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50065619)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Contagious Jewess School

100%. If you can get into a corporate practice that deals with commercially relevant items and be a partner of the business it can imo be a cool gig and afford you the ability to work with smart cool people. Also can set you up for interesting in-house legal jobs or blended commercial / legal roles. If you are doing litigation or get into a pure compliance (read: cost center / annoying BS role) you will be in the case of litigation pigeonholed and work with insufferable lawyer types or in the case of compliance deal with dull back office gargoyle types. Also regarding the latter compliance type roles at large enterprises are totally thankless jobs and you are viewed as a cost and drag on the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066050)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: big tantric karate

as if litigators are some alpha ppl doing actual COURTROOM DEBATING?

rofl, all law is bullshit. corporate actually seems better than dealing with litigation bullshit, which is literally retarded garbage that makes little sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066079)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage

aren't you a litigatttor? youre posting makes so much more sense now

also, "retarded garbage that makes little sense" is the name of your debut rap album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066112)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: big tantric karate

i shld have done corporate, i was so naive and stupid, but it all worked out i guess, think its veddy hard to go solo as corporate unless u doing like tax or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066172)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Contagious Jewess School

Litigation is Hebraic, corporate is goy-coded. Litigation is a bunch of you know whos trying to poke each other in the eye on Talmudic bs while corporate is a bunch of chill bros working constructively to get a deal done. You should’ve gone for corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066148)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: big tantric karate

both of them are jewish u furking kike. everything is jewish even christian law is kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50066173)