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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
razzle-dazzle lavender jap
  08/14/26
Lol
Stirring parlour elastic band
  08/14/26
...
confused cyan indian lodge
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
razzle-dazzle lavender jap
  08/14/26
cq
Seedy bbw internal respiration
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
sooty vibrant point
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
razzle-dazzle lavender jap
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
hyperactive olive ratface yarmulke
  08/16/26
180 political ad
infuriating dingle berry french chef
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
confused cyan indian lodge
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
medicated rigpig regret
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Adventurous Circlehead
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
walnut territorial puppy
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
razzle-dazzle lavender jap
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
infuriating dingle berry french chef
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
twinkling spectacular alpha
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Obsidian Address
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
razzle-dazzle lavender jap
  08/16/26
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Arousing Mexican
  08/16/26
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drunken gaped school cafeteria
  08/16/26
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fishy boiling water knife
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Doobsian Hairy Legs
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Duck-like racy school
  08/16/26
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aphrodisiac goal in life
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
crimson stead
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Duck-like racy school
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
crimson stead
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
Sadistic ebony gas station roommate
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
crimson stead
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Arousing Mexican
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Stirring parlour elastic band
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
sooty vibrant point
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender jap

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Stirring parlour elastic band

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: confused cyan indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender jap

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Seedy bbw internal respiration

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: sooty vibrant point

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender jap

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: hyperactive olive ratface yarmulke

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: infuriating dingle berry french chef

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: confused cyan indian lodge

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: medicated rigpig regret

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Circlehead

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: walnut territorial puppy

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender jap

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: infuriating dingle berry french chef

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: twinkling spectacular alpha

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Obsidian Address

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender jap

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: drunken gaped school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: fishy boiling water knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Doobsian Hairy Legs

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Duck-like racy school

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: crimson stead

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Duck-like racy school

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: crimson stead

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Sadistic ebony gas station roommate

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: crimson stead

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Arousing Mexican

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Stirring parlour elastic band

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: sooty vibrant point

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50073136)