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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Charcoal ape gaming laptop
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Charcoal ape gaming laptop
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life
  08/14/26
No you
Charcoal ape gaming laptop
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
burgundy shaky library hairy legs
  08/14/26
(marcion)
histrionic kitchen famous landscape painting
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Ruby heaven
  08/14/26
...
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  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
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...
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Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
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  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
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appetizing flatulent round eye
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
indigo coiffed native new version
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Charcoal ape gaming laptop
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
indigo coiffed native new version
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
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Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
indigo coiffed native new version
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Carnelian Old Irish Cottage
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
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  08/14/26
😲
Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
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  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
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  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
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  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
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Ghastly
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  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
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  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Charcoal ape gaming laptop
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
bat shit crazy iridescent stage
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
crimson abode
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
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  08/15/26
They changed it last year
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I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
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...
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Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
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Factual
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...
Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life
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The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
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Woah. Fag
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Yeah pretty much
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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: burgundy shaky library hairy legs

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: histrionic kitchen famous landscape painting

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Ruby heaven

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Stimulating turquoise pocket flask

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic french chef multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: appetizing flatulent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: indigo coiffed native new version

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: indigo coiffed native new version

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: indigo coiffed native new version

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Carnelian Old Irish Cottage

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Rusted Wonderful Hissy Fit

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Big-titted provocative ladyboy legend

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: ocher roast beef

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy iridescent stage

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: crimson abode

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Beta fragrant theater stage place of business

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Beta fragrant theater stage place of business

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: motley coffee pot

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like costumed center

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Anal Useless Brakes Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like costumed center

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Charcoal ape gaming laptop

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted",#50070112)