Date: March 5th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: cardinal swan
Judge was yelling at him about something and the lawyer was sitting there giggling on his phone. The judge said “who could you be texting while I’m admonishing you could’ve so important.” The lawyer looks up and says “how about I keep texting and I go home and fuck your wife and kids (judge has two hot daughters 18 and 19).”
They end up having a sidebar in an area behind glass and they’re screaming at each other then eventually laughing and high fiving. If that were a short lawyer he’d be behind bars.
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