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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Jet-lagged Pale Therapy
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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glassy death wish
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
supple misunderstood idiot
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
glassy death wish
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Maize lascivious area puppy
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Aggressive sanctuary associate
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Twisted Pink Mexican
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Awkward tank
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Clear Slimy Alpha Stage
  05/22/26
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Blue telephone forum
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Clear Slimy Alpha Stage
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Maize lascivious area puppy
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Clear Slimy Alpha Stage
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
amber internal respiration
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
racy faggotry
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
topaz tripping garrison fanboi
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
irradiated effete roast beef
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Twisted Pink Mexican
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
stirring fluffy spot
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
irradiated effete roast beef
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Awkward tank
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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glassy death wish
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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glassy death wish
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
glassy death wish
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Maize lascivious area puppy
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mods
Transparent theater stage
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Plum Casino
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Cerebral Light Institution Pistol
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Contagious hominid stead
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
glassy death wish
  05/22/26
lol
supple misunderstood idiot
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
arousing thirsty new version
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Bateful immigrant heaven
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
glassy death wish
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Bateful immigrant heaven
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Link?
glassy death wish
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Bateful immigrant heaven
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
rebellious pervert
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
glassy death wish
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
glassy death wish
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
glassy death wish
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
VacuFit
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
glassy death wish
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
glassy death wish
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Bateful immigrant heaven
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
passionate hateful kitty
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Killself seems appropriate
Submissive Big Hell
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
glassy death wish
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AI
Twisted Pink Mexican
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Maize lascivious area puppy
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Adventurous coffee pot church
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
VacuFit
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
up-to-no-good impertinent windowlicker deer antler
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
glassy death wish
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Cerebral Light Institution Pistol
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: glassy death wish

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Pale Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: glassy death wish

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: supple misunderstood idiot

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Maize lascivious area puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Aggressive sanctuary associate

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Clear Slimy Alpha Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: irradiated effete roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Yellow meetinghouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Twisted Pink Mexican

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Awkward tank

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Clear Slimy Alpha Stage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Blue telephone forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Clear Slimy Alpha Stage

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Maize lascivious area puppy

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Clear Slimy Alpha Stage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: amber internal respiration

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: glassy death wish

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: racy faggotry

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: topaz tripping garrison fanboi

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: irradiated effete roast beef

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Twisted Pink Mexican

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: stirring fluffy spot

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: glassy death wish

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: irradiated effete roast beef

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Awkward tank

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: supple misunderstood idiot

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: glassy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: arousing thirsty new version

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: glassy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: low-t ruby prole crotch

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Maize lascivious area puppy

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Transparent theater stage

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Light Institution Pistol

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Plum Casino

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Light Institution Pistol

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Plum Casino

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: cracking very tactful mad-dog skullcap

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Light Institution Pistol

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Contagious hominid stead

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: glassy death wish

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: supple misunderstood idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: arousing thirsty new version

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Bateful immigrant heaven

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Bateful immigrant heaven

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: glassy death wish

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful immigrant heaven

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: rebellious pervert

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: glassy death wish

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: glassy death wish

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: glassy death wish

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Charcoal adulterous mad cow disease old irish cottage

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: glassy death wish

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bateful immigrant heaven

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: passionate hateful kitty

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Submissive Big Hell

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: walnut travel guidebook candlestick maker

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Twisted Pink Mexican

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Maize lascivious area puppy

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Adventurous coffee pot church

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: up-to-no-good impertinent windowlicker deer antler

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: glassy death wish

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Light Institution Pistol

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Frozen gaping public bath

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50068093)