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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: exhilarant saffron bawdyhouse nibblets

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
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Author: Laughsome henna national gunner

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Passionate Vengeful Senate Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Passionate Vengeful Senate Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: heady principal's office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: abnormal embarrassed to the bone base turdskin

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: abnormal embarrassed to the bone base turdskin

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: abnormal embarrassed to the bone base turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: abnormal embarrassed to the bone base turdskin

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ocher Yarmulke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded stage

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded stage

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Flickering spectacular nursing home

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic police squad

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49733811)