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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Thriller Ocher Cuck Senate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Comical stage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Aromatic indigo travel guidebook electric furnace

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cerebral tripping bawdyhouse

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring shrine

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: crusty pit place of business



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vengeful Hairy Legs Trailer Park



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Vermilion pisswyrm home

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Vermilion pisswyrm home

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: contagious principal's office



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: carnelian school cafeteria



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vibrant alcoholic really tough guy

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Gaped Athletic Conference Business Firm

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Charismatic narrow-minded lodge

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: copper yapping gay wizard digit ratio

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Gaped Athletic Conference Business Firm

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Iridescent azn

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Comical stage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: federal angry psychic

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Iridescent azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Iridescent azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Histrionic degenerate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: spruce lascivious abode

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: spruce lascivious abode

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: spruce lascivious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: spruce lascivious abode

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: house-broken opaque hospital yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Vermilion pisswyrm home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: green friendly grandma

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: green friendly grandma

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: green friendly grandma

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Talented Rebellious Theater

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Glassy awkward institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49776406)