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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
brindle racy travel guidebook
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Irate Self-absorbed Nursing Home Gay Wizard
  03/02/24
...
Stirring plaza keepsake machete
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Judgmental reading party
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
brindle racy travel guidebook
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Judgmental reading party
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
brindle racy travel guidebook
  03/02/24
lmao
lemon locus knife
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
...
fragrant gaming laptop set
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Red antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
white rigpig station
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
white rigpig station
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Trip umber marketing idea
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
electric ruby rehab
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Diverse stage philosopher-king
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
greedy indirect expression
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Doobsian rusted space
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
amethyst gunner address
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
startling prole dragon
  03/02/24
...
excitant olive pit
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
startling prole dragon
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Violent curious useless brakes
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Violent curious useless brakes
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
seedy quadroon
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Judgmental reading party
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
iridescent laughsome rigor
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
bateful house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
cracking onyx nowag temple
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Provocative Rose Mediation Property
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
greedy indirect expression
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
electric ruby rehab
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Trip umber marketing idea
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Flushed vivacious psychic
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
slate hairraiser party of the first part point
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
white rigpig station
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
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Stirring plaza keepsake machete
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
glittery hospital
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
slate hairraiser party of the first part point
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Dull Pontificating Theater Stage
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: brindle racy travel guidebook

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Irate Self-absorbed Nursing Home Gay Wizard

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Judgmental reading party

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: brindle racy travel guidebook

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Judgmental reading party

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: brindle racy travel guidebook

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: lemon locus knife

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Talented school hairy legs

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: fragrant gaming laptop set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Red antidepressant drug

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: white rigpig station

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: white rigpig station

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Trip umber marketing idea

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: electric ruby rehab

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Diverse stage philosopher-king

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: greedy indirect expression

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Doobsian rusted space

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: amethyst gunner address

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: high-end gaping windowlicker

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: startling prole dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: excitant olive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: startling prole dragon

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: excitant olive pit

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: lemon locus knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse blood rage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Bistre Concupiscible Half-breed

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Violent curious useless brakes

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Violent curious useless brakes

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: seedy quadroon

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Judgmental reading party

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: iridescent laughsome rigor

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: bateful house-broken haunted graveyard

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: cracking onyx nowag temple

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Provocative Rose Mediation Property

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: greedy indirect expression

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: electric ruby rehab

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Trip umber marketing idea

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: swollen ceo

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle insecure lay

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: amethyst gunner address

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Light 180 death wish associate

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: exciting forum

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: odious low-t famous landscape painting fanboi

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy native

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle insecure lay

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: glittery hospital

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Cowardly Mind-boggling Yarmulke Really Tough Guy

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: khaki school cafeteria

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Flushed vivacious psychic

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: slate hairraiser party of the first part point

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: white rigpig station

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Red antidepressant drug

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle insecure lay

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Bearded Office Police Squad

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Bearded Office Police Squad

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Charcoal Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Trip umber marketing idea

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic aggressive internal respiration

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating den newt

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Doobsian rusted space

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic aggressive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Bearded Office Police Squad

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Contagious Masturbator Codepig

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: fragrant gaming laptop set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Orchid theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: titillating cordovan base jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: greedy indirect expression

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jade hunting ground

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: big ivory site mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Soggy floppy heaven ladyboy

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Stirring plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jade hunting ground

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic aggressive internal respiration

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Marvelous love of her life sweet tailpipe

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: glittery hospital

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Mind-boggling Yarmulke Really Tough Guy

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: slate hairraiser party of the first part point

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: big ivory site mexican

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: electric ruby rehab

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: disturbing institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: walnut tripping piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored wrinkle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Charcoal Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Motley cuckoldry candlestick maker

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: greedy indirect expression

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jade hunting ground

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: wonderful vermilion stage

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: electric ruby rehab

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: chest-beating shrine potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Dull Pontificating Theater Stage

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring plaza keepsake machete

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Charcoal Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Stimulating burgundy library hissy fit

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic lavender cumskin water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz hell mental disorder

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Offensive Main People

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Trip umber marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Cowardly Mind-boggling Yarmulke Really Tough Guy

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Tan Mother

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Orchid theater

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Appetizing deer antler senate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Soggy floppy heaven ladyboy

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Bearded Office Police Squad

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: vibrant up-to-no-good selfie

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49545077)