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Amazing Riley Gaines interview
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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:10 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.................... https://x.com/realpunknews/status/2072032456216027505?s=46
We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At
By Steve Packosky June 30, 2026
If you’re fortunate enough to have never heard of anti-trans activist Riley Gaines, she is a former collegiate swimmer who came in fifth place in the 200-yard freestyle NCAA championship, and decided to blame whatever personal shortcomings contributed to her sub-par performance on a trans swimmer who participated in the same race. We recently got a chance to interview her, and found it to be a perfect opportunity to find out what other sports she fucking sucks at.
The Hard Times: Hi Riley, it’s nice to meet you.
Riley Gaines: Happy to be here.
HT: So what’s new with you?
RG: Well, I just gave a speech to Republicans in Adams County, Illinois, at the Lincoln Reagan Trump Dinner to warn them about the dangers of the Woke Mob, and—
HT: Right, and are you as bad at public speaking as you are at swimming?
RG: Excuse me?
HT: It’s well known that you got famous for being a shitty swimmer, and we were wondering what other sports you’re total fucking trash at. Volleyball? Softball? You also have to be completely ass at those, right? Is that a trans person’s fault, too?
RG: That’s really unfair. I competed collegiately and —
HT: Yeah, we saw. You came in sixth. Woooo, roll out the red carpet for the sixth-place finisher! Did you get a participation trophy, or do you somehow suck too hard for even that?
RG: OK, I think we’re done here.
HT: Oh, did this interview not pan out as you had hoped? Which trans person are you going to blame that on?
RG: Goodbye.
HT: Just so you know, traffic is bumper-to-bumper out there, but we’re still willing to bet it’s crawling by faster than you can swim. Maybe you can complain to the DMV that all the trans drivers are slowing you down. Bye, Riley!
There you have it. She interviews about as well as she swims. We didn’t get an answer to our question, but we can safely assume Riley sucks shit at every other sport she’s ever played. Stay tuned for our upcoming interview with politician Nancy Mace to see if she fucking sucks at being a U.S. representative as much as she did at running for governor.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:31 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's so lame.
whatever you think of her politics, she was a two event state champ in high school, was twice an All-SEC second team member, once an All-SEC first team member, 12 time All-American, 7th in NCAA nationals, then 5th in NCAA nationals, and won a relay silver in the NCAA nationals. now, it's true that a lot of guys on xoxo played a little college ball, but she had a very legit swimming career.
yet lib dorks are constantly saying, "you thuck at thports!" |