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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: curious quadroon jap

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Half-breed Psychic



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: citrine rough-skinned hominid karate



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Orchid Personal Credit Line Pit

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Orchid Personal Credit Line Pit

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Glittery Ticket Booth



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: flickering location haunted graveyard

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: flickering location haunted graveyard

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Elite lascivious temple gaping



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Maize alcoholic field

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Glittery Ticket Booth



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Greedy federal bawdyhouse

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Boyish School Cafeteria

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: curious quadroon jap

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: grizzly odious mother principal's office

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: curious quadroon jap

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: floppy brindle private investor heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: submissive arousing spot

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating disturbing selfie hell

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: titillating green stage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Stimulating disturbing selfie hell

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Judgmental hyperactive library

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Startling Twinkling Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: flickering location haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Crystalline stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: abnormal jewess generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Onyx fanboi nowag

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: ebony church gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Stain Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: orange corn cake rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Vengeful Ceo Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: cobalt offensive son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Rose diverse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: sticky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Vengeful Ceo Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: crusty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: crusty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: yellow indirect expression weed whacker

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: titillating green stage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Yapping indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Judgmental hyperactive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Thriller umber university preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Onyx fanboi nowag

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: balding keepsake machete kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: crusty coffee pot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Territorial irradiated station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: jet internet-worthy hunting ground old irish cottage

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: mischievous rusted masturbator persian

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz wine cruise ship idiot

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Judgmental hyperactive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Onyx fanboi nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bateful lime locus prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: vivacious claret stead

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: charismatic aquamarine pervert property

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: big-titted contagious newt brunch

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Electric light house

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed national security agency sound barrier

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: 180 bonkers garrison

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Half-breed Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: provocative gaped mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: concupiscible buck-toothed theatre

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: frozen razzle market police squad

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Comical salmon french chef

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Comical salmon french chef

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: concupiscible buck-toothed theatre

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: autistic out-of-control crackhouse

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Glittery Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Transparent whorehouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Onyx fanboi nowag

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Canary exciting meetinghouse

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling center boiling water

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Domesticated telephone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Effete Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Orchid Personal Credit Line Pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: drunken black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: cordovan hall cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: drunken black macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: lavender aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: rambunctious maroon forum genital piercing

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed national security agency sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: peach rebellious gas station

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: peach rebellious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: pontificating godawful roast beef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Half-breed Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: sick nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Startling Twinkling Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: vigorous ruddy twinkling uncleanness chapel

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic pungent site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: frisky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: vigorous ruddy twinkling uncleanness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: vigorous ruddy twinkling uncleanness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: aromatic pungent site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: soggy well-lubricated goal in life

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: gay fortuitous meteor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Messiness Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: pearl parlour

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Big low-t reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Startling Twinkling Kitchen

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed national security agency sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: pale dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: cerebral adulterous point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Useless Dysfunction

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: vibrant potus

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Racy talking senate

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: motley lodge friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: motley lodge friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Sooty talented sanctuary fat ankles

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Nudist School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: stirring cocky mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: cordovan hall cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: sick nursing home pocket flask

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring clown

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: motley lodge friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling center boiling water

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Sepia Boistinker

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: purple cuckoldry

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Vengeful Ceo Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mewling pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: purple cuckoldry

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mewling pisswyrm

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: purple cuckoldry

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: purple cuckoldry

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Big low-t reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: avocado dead codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Charcoal Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Splenetic Rigpig Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed very tactful halford home

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: cobalt offensive son of senegal

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Swollen faggotry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral adulterous point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Iridescent base affirmative action

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: ivory candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready trailer park round eye

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: aromatic pungent site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Heady gunner knife

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Saffron National Sneaky Criminal

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: citrine rough-skinned hominid karate

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cerebral adulterous point milk

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49363699)