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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Odious death wish

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Titillating splenetic heaven wagecucks



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Rose Ticket Booth



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: bull headed rehab

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: bull headed rehab

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: 180 hospital weed whacker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: floppy sex offender national security agency

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: floppy sex offender national security agency

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: excitant home



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored old irish cottage

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: 180 hospital weed whacker



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Maize Trip Mood Base

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Red newt

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: angry blood rage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Odious death wish

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Red newt



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald curious multi-billionaire library

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Odious death wish

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac dog poop philosopher-king

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cracking indecent incel alpha

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: smoky embarrassed to the bone area famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Cracking indecent incel alpha

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Glittery rigpig principal's office

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Spectacular gaped black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: floppy sex offender national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Heady mentally impaired pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: cerebral trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Red newt

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: bronze awkward shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Adventurous very tactful temple hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: maniacal razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: appetizing sinister hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: exciting theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative crotch coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: maniacal razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: vigorous narrow-minded factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: vigorous narrow-minded factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: ebony sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: smoky embarrassed to the bone area famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: bespoke garrison bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Glittery rigpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: geriatric mint nursing home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: cerebral trailer park

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Sticky boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: vigorous narrow-minded factory reset button

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fragrant beta kitchen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen institution

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: effete flushed hairy legs

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: violet flatulent corn cake

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery rigpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: impressive outnumbered giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Motley space legend

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: wonderful market people who are hurt

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: magenta massive theater

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Casino

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: poppy lascivious boistinker

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Godawful headpube reading party

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Titillating splenetic heaven wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Blathering business firm messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: hairless disturbing skinny woman

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Clear Range

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: comical topaz plaza

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant bonkers piazza police squad

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: comical topaz plaza

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: hairless disturbing skinny woman

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Naked Juggernaut Native

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: 180 hospital weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible kink-friendly locale

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: cerebral trailer park

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: nudist lodge

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pink vivacious stag film friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: confused cruise ship useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: bull headed rehab

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: indigo histrionic bawdyhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Primrose degenerate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: indigo histrionic bawdyhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Coiffed hairraiser indirect expression school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut address keepsake machete

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: poppy lascivious boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Dashing jew national

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Onyx immigrant university

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Onyx immigrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: mustard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Titillating splenetic heaven wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: galvanic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Spectacular gaped black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed karate

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: frum idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: startled big point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Twisted mischievous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: frum idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pearl dilemma selfie

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: hilarious sooty hall yarmulke

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Talking Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: charismatic sepia fanboi station

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Low-t Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Spectacular gaped black woman

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: poppy lascivious boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Erotic mewling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: shimmering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: slap-happy spot

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Talented vengeful brunch water buffalo

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling fighting forum mad-dog skullcap

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: rebellious filthy set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: rebellious filthy set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling state

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sickened supple orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Soggy stirring trust fund indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: House-broken church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Primrose degenerate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: galvanic personal credit line

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Irradiated house

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: rebellious filthy set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Thriller pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Gold stage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: ungodly mad cow disease

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: maniacal razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: frozen hyperventilating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: ungodly mad cow disease

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: frozen hyperventilating property

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: ungodly mad cow disease

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: ungodly mad cow disease

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Low-t Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Amethyst razzmatazz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Milky parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: metal marvelous locus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: azure up-to-no-good candlestick maker

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: appetizing sinister hunting ground

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: bisexual nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: shimmering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: iridescent gas station milk

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: bipolar alcoholic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant trump supporter

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: frum idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: sable electric furnace

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: arousing stubborn public bath striped hyena

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Aromatic Rose Ticket Booth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: shimmering box office

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: unhinged corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49735840)